Like any election, empty promises play a major role ....

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Three libel lawyers were seen entering Trans back door .....

Aye, I'll bet Trans' back door has seen plenty of action over the years...

Colin is disgusted and gone off for a round of golf with his nurse .....

Colin will have plenty of time for reflection ..... where did he go wrong? Was there a point where he made a wrong move? Perhaps an off the cuff comment .....

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Colin will have plenty of time for reflection ..... where did he go wrong? Was there a point where he made a wrong move? Perhaps an off the cuff comment .....

Critics are saying he was far too "middle of the road" .....

some extra canvassing at the Big C checkout might have seen a different outcome ....

Transam has just changed his campaign song.

 

and all those "Vote for Me" T shirts will take up valuable space at home ......

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

some extra canvassing at the Big C checkout might have seen a different outcome ....

I did that, and Wai'd a lot....

Just now, vogie said:

Transam has just changed his campaign song.

 

It does seem that there is a connection between the England soccer team and Trans ..... both falter during the tough times ....

unavailable for 5 minutes, the TV sandwiches have arrived ...... marmite (again) had to pay this year ....

6 minutes ago, geronimo said:

unavailable for 5 minutes, the TV sandwiches have arrived ...... marmite (again)

Check it hasn't been subbed for that chicken juice sh*t that was being compared to Marmite on another thread .. 

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

Check it hasn't been subbed for that chicken juice sh*t that was being compared to Marmite on another thread .. 

too late .... besides, if anyone is to be poisoned, it would be a candidate ...

34 minutes ago, baboon said:

I don't negotiate with terrorists...

But no doubt impromptu Riverdance impersonations on the bonnet of passing cars are quite acceptable ..

Here's something for "outsiders" to look at as they are watching and commenting.....

 

25 minutes ago, transam said:

They are at my place counting the votes, eer bottles....

What did you let the cat out of the bag for? Nobody was supposed to know.

Just now, transam said:

Here's something for "outsiders" to look at as they are watching and commenting.....

 

Hard to say who looks the happiest .....

If this thread makes it to 200 pages, I get a bonus .....

Trans just Googled "voice transplant technology" .....

34 minutes ago, baboon said:

Blimey! 5 more votes in the space of an hour! What truly magnificent human beings they are!

But -  just as a reminder, I haven't received the promised cheque yet.

 

Presumably this is down to the postal service?

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

If this thread makes it to 200 pages, I get a bonus .....

And what's the prize for 300 which at this rate is not beyond the realms of possibility

1 minute ago, dick dasterdly said:

But -  just as a reminder, I haven't received the promised cheque yet.

 

Presumably this is down to the postal service?

If it has Pirelli on the back, it will soon come back to you .....

1 minute ago, dick dasterdly said:

But -  just as a reminder, I haven't received the promised cheque yet.

 

Presumably this is down to the postal service?

My CD is worth the wait...Ask Crabby....

Just now, Justgrazing said:

And what's the prize for 300 which at this rate is not beyond the realms of possibility

7th dot of course ....

Just now, transam said:

My CD is worth the wait...Ask Crabby....

you might have to wait a while for a reply .......

33 minutes ago, geronimo said:

The shenanigans have started ......

Thank god for that!  Despite the many funny posts, I was beginning to get bored!

Trans is planning a cordial reception at the ceremony, but I fear JLC is looking to expose someone ......

1 minute ago, dick dasterdly said:

Thank god for that!  Despite the many funny posts, I was beginning to get bored!

Human nature means things will eventually come down to hurling insults and threats .....

7 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Hard to say who looks the happiest .....

HappiER, not happiest.

Question for the mods ... Will my 3,000 likes lapel badge arrive in time?