Top Thai astrologer warns - be careful of road accidents at New Year

[Artisi]

1 hour ago, jaywalker said:

Ya don't say???

Yes he did with the conviction only known to the knowing. 

[Artisi]

1 hour ago, JAG said:

Is this fellow available for private consultations? I am seeking reassurance that night will follow day...

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Well he did sit up all night sometime back to see what happens to the sun during the night, and bugger me if it didn't dawn on him. 

[PattayaAngel]

Astounding powers did he also predict the elections will produce a yellow government?

[overherebc]

2 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Well we're all having a good laugh so far - all the posts up to now have been taking the mickey - and understandably too.

My two cents worth: His specialist subject - stating the bleedin' obvious.

The big difference is that he is getting cash somehow and we aren't.

What I find strange is if a fortune teller goes broke why didn't he see it coming??

[bluesofa]

10 minutes ago, overherebc said:

The big difference is that he is getting cash somehow and we aren't.

What I find strange is if a fortune teller goes broke why didn't he see it coming??

I went to a fortune teller in Bangkok, but there was a sign on the door: "Closed due to unforeseen circumstances".

 

[CantSpell]

I think I pee'd a little

[Misterwhisper]

I can do better than that. After having consulted my crystal ball, here is what's in store for next year:

 

- Scores of monks will be exposed for having sex with underage teens, for drug trafficking, alcohol guzzling, gambling and a general greed for money;

 

- Thai motorists will die on the kingdom's roads in droves, with a few school buses turning over and a few tour buses falling into ravines, killing dozens of innocents because their drivers fell asleep at the wheel or were simply stone drunk;

 

- Hundreds of policemen will spend more time and energy on demanding bribes from the general public than on actually enforcing the law;

 

- Several ministers will get entangled in bribery, nepotism and embezzlement scandals - with all of them being granted 30 days each to cook up a pulled-by-the-hair explanation;

 

- A handful of celebrities will become involved in road accidents but are not going to see the inside of a prison cell for even 1 day;

 

- The government will announce a postponement of the next election several times over;

 

- Hundreds of foreign tourists will be fleeced for up to 100,000 baht per person for dropping cigarette butts on a number of designated beaches, while not one single local is going to be charged for the very same offense;

 

- The Red Bull heir will continue to be elusive as all Thai efforts to bring the bad boy home to face the music will prove fruitless.

 

And I could go on and on and on and on...    

[NeoDinosaw]

3 hours ago, bluesofa said:

 

My two cents worth: His specialist subject - stating the bleedin' obvious.

I've got a PhD in 'Stating the Bleeding Obvious'  from the University of Bums on Seats in England. Maybe the Thai astrologer also paid the relatively small fee to qualify for this prestigious degree from one of the UKs newest universities......

[metisdead]

A nonsense post has been removed. 

[yellowboat]

Wish I could get paid for stating the obvious. 

[Garry]

5 hours ago, djayz said:

My predictions exactly!

you better have a work permit  

Edited December 26, 2017 by Garry

[kcpattaya]

When I woke-up this morning I also imagined I was an "astrologer"...
Amazing my career-change! 

[gearsau]

Amazing Thailand .  Road death champion of the world 

[HLover]

Lovely crystal ball.  Is it cleaned with snake oil?

[bluesofa]

15 minutes ago, yellowboat said:

Wish I could get paid for stating the obvious. 

No problem.

Send me 15,000 Baht (to cover administration fees) and I will send you 5,000 Baht for stating the obvious.

[Get Real]

I would like to know who told him all that! He just can´t be so smart so he figured it all out by himself.

Edited December 26, 2017 by Get Real

[JAG]

3 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

"I am seeking reassurance that night will follow day..."

You posted your comment this morning, indicating quite clearly that day follows night.

Deep, profound even!

[wotaplonker]

latest just in from our amazing Thai mystic,

 

in the new year any grass you see growing will be green

[irwinfc]

go and ask the "bottom" Thai astrologers and they'd probably say the exact same thing.

[upena]

Captain Obvious

[soalbundy]

He is the real deal, "It won't change". Erm elections? or do we have to wait for Uranus as well as Saturn?

[KIWIBATCH]

...and I predict in 2 days time it will be...err...umm...Thursday...yes...Thursday guarranteed

[bluesofa]

22 minutes ago, irwinfc said:

go and ask the "bottom" Thai astrologers and they'd probably say the exact same thing.

""bottom" Thai astrologers".

Does that indicate one of the "Scores of monks [who] will be exposed for having sex with under-age teens", as mentioned in an earlier post?

Edited December 26, 2017 by bluesofa
grammar

[outsider]

5555555555555555555555... there is carnage on Thai roads EVERYDAY Mr. Famous Astrologer. Where the hell have you been???

 

Anyway, it has nothing to do with alignment of planets. It's just the idiots behind the wheels. And enforcement (that is if the enforcers themselves are sober, for a start).

[hobz]

Joking aside, This guy may seem stupid making such an obvious prediction. But what he is doing is actually really smart. 

Just like nigerian prince scammers still use the "i'm a nigerian prince" despite most people knowing it's a scam. It's to weed out any intelligent people / people that recognize the scam. The only people dumb enough to contact this guy now will be good source of income for this guy as they will probably be dumb enough to believe anything.

[zzidenn]

5 hours ago, worgeordie said:

You dont need Crystal Balls,to forecast there is going to be Mayhem

on Thai roads over the New Year.

Regards Worgeordie

who needs a crystal ball ? if you can have an awesome purple led magic ball!!!! 

[bluesofa]

9 minutes ago, hobz said:

Joking aside, This guy may seem stupid making such an obvious prediction. But what he is doing is actually really smart. 

[snipped] It's to weed out any intelligent people / people that recognize the scam. The only people dumb enough to contact this guy now will be good source of income for this guy as they will probably be dumb enough to believe anything.

Sadly I think you are spot on this.

The gullible only seem to remember the "predications" that came true, and dismiss the 90-odd% that didn't.

 

(btw, did you know they've taken 'gullible' out of the dictionary)

[gunderhill]

Sad to see this crap in the year 2017 with all the  advances in science.

[gunderhill]

54 minutes ago, wotaplonker said:

latest just in from our amazing Thai mystic,

 

in the new year any grass you see growing will be green

festuca  glauca  is  blue......sorry

[hobz]

7 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Sadly I think you are spot on this.

The gullible only seem to remember the "predications" that came true, and dismiss the 90-odd% that didn't.

 

(btw, did you know they've taken 'gullible' out of the dictionary)

Hahah didn't know gullible was removed. That's some high level illuminati sh|t right there hahaha