Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence

[webfact]

Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence

By Thai PBS

 

 

Forest rangers have found the human feces suspected to discharged by Italian-Thai Development Plc boss Premchai Karnasuta near the site where the poor black panther was butchered after it was shot dead allegedly by Premchai’s hunting party early this month.

 

Mr Chaiwant Limlikhit-aksorn, chief of the Phya Sua (Tiger) task force of the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plants Conservation, told the media on Sunday that the feces was located in front of the spot where Premchai’s car was parked and was about three metres from where the spent shell of a shotgun cartridge was found.

 

He said he believed that the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car as two of his men, one of them believed to be a hunter, were butchering the dead panther and stripping it off its skin.

 

Full story: http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/human-feces-believed-belong-premchai-collected-piece-evidence/

 

-- © Copyright Thai PBS 2018-02-19

[ezzra]

Poor Premchai, even his shit is being scrutinized, i hope he will wear some of it

once found to be guilty....

[Dexlowe]

We have the same problem in NZ -- freedom campers crapping anywhere they like. Forensic examination of their droppings has failed to turn up any evidence of kiwi meat, however, just quinoa seeds and kale.

 

 

[ukrules]

26 minutes ago, webfact said:

where the poor black panther was butchered after it was shot dead

Just how poor was this panther ? We all know that the poor get very little justice in this country.

[isaanbanhou]

Let's hope the feces is about to hit the fan for Premchai.

[leeneeds]

 

 After testing and the rightful owner of the faeces is proven

will authorities send for the owner to come and retrieve his body waste, 

 

 

[Thailand]

He is no longer full of it!

[gunderhill]

easily  explained, he  s h i t  himself  when he heard "someone" discharge a  weapon. or he could  just have this  problem below?

 

[z42]

This is stupid, is this a ruse to get him off the charges? I really can't understand why this is even relevant unless the investigation is trying to prove that he was just crapping his pants the entire time while his buddies were out slaying and butchering all the animals.

He was there, his guns were there, he's gotta carry the can to some degree regardless. Just focus on the real evidence rather than trying to deflect with $#it excuses

[bluesofa]

I love all the wisecracks!

 

Seriously though, I'm assuming your faeces will contain your DNA, hence being able to prove scientifically who’s jobby it was?

 

Even if that is so, the way I read it, Fatso's discharge was before he allegedly consumed the black panther, unless he had eaten one of the other forbidden animals first, hence containing their DNA in his output as well?

[Thaiwrath]

There was probably lots in his underpants, to compare it with, from when he got arrested ! 

[Darcula]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car

Check his dashcam for the funny face footage.

 

[canuckamuck]

I thought they had the feces locked up all ready.

1 hour ago, Dexlowe said:

We have the same problem in NZ -- freedom campers crapping anywhere they like. Forensic examination of their droppings has failed to turn up any evidence of kiwi meat, however, just quinoa seeds and kale.

 

 

This times the contents will likely be panda, Javan rhino and Yangtze river dolphin, perhaps a bit of dodo and unicorn.

[LazySlipper]

A DNA test on skat?

Really??

Geezzzzz... prolly going to start doing DNA tests on the semen of patrons caught in brothels...

[sammieuk1]

It could be a very sizeable dump to analyse looking at the size of the turn out gut. 

[SABloke]

I guess if it turns out the shit does not belong to him, it will prove that he was not there. 

[BobbyL]

Incredible if true. 

[bluesofa]

16 minutes ago, SABloke said:

I guess if it turns out the shit does not belong to him, it will prove that he was not there. 

 

Chaiwat Limlikitaksorn, head of a special task force with the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation, said.... "It can prove that he was there, he cannot say he was not there," Chaiwat said, adding that the waste would be tested for Premchai's DNA.

 

(That has also answered my earlier query as to whether faeces contain the person's DNA.)

 

[SABloke]

Just now, bluesofa said:

 

Chaiwat Limlikitaksorn, head of a special task force with the Department of National Parks, Wildlife and Plant Conservation, said.... "It can prove that he was there, he cannot say he was not there," Chaiwat said, adding that the waste would be tested for Premchai's DNA.

 

(That has also answered my earlier query as to whether faeces contain the person's DNA.)

 

 I was clearly taking the piss, yet I was apparently on point  - I can't believe the photo of the guy at the camp is not proof. This <deleted> place is insane 

[YetAnother]

3 hours ago, webfact said:

He said he believed that the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car

ah, add a shovelful of shame to the mix

[worgeordie]

"He said he believed that the feces came from Premchai who suddenly felt the call of nature and just discharged it right in front of his car as two of his men, one of them believed to be a hunter, were butchering the dead panther and stripping it off its skin."

 

This guy should start writing thriller's, he was not there,so could not possibly know,

who's shit it was, and if not the Big Game hunter,just goes to cloudy the water,

he was arrested at the campsite, Black Panther tail in the soup,plus its skin,how

much more evidence do they need, 

regards worgeordie

[johnny49r]

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence

Does a bear crap in the woods? Apparently Thai officials do! 

I wonder if they will check it for fit by re-inserting it? Hey if the 'shoe' fits...

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, johnny49r said:

Does a bear crap in the woods? Apparently Thai officials do! 

I wonder if they will check it for fit by re-inserting it? Hey if the 'shoe' fits...

 

I always thought the mis-quotes on those were better:

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

Is a bear catholic?

[Classic Ray]

I am sure they will be examining it not only for his DNA, but also the remains of whatever animals were cooked and eaten to show he did indeed consume the protected animals.

[ratcatcher]

 It will only be a "matter" of time before this appears on his Faecesbook page.

[Misterwhisper]

If testing shows that the piece of crap indeed belongs to the piece of shit, it will probably be used as evidence in court, neatly sealed in a zip-loc bag.

 

"Your honor, I present exhibit F, a bag of shit..."

(upon which a stampede breaks out in the court room)

Edited February 19, 2018 by Misterwhisper

[DaveE13]

That will be a bloody great big turd look at the size of him!

 

 

 

[MaxLee]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Human feces believed belong to Premchai collected as a piece of evidence

 

Well I guess the investigators will be in deep SH****** , if they sniff too far...... 

[bluesofa]

Just now, MaxLee said:

 

Well I guess the investigators will be in deep SH****** , if they sniff too far...... 

I reckon they're taking the p155.

[Moonlover]

3 hours ago, bluesofa said:

I love all the wisecracks!

 

Seriously though, I'm assuming your faeces will contain your DNA, hence being able to prove scientifically who’s jobby it was?

 

Even if that is so, the way I read it, Fatso's discharge was before he allegedly consumed the black panther, unless he had eaten one of the other forbidden animals first, hence containing their DNA in his output as well?

A feces can be tied to its issuer (for want of a better word) by comparing the bacterial content, which is as unique to each individual as are their fingerprints. They just need to call upon Premchai to provide a fresh sample.

 

So this evidence could be used to tie him to the scene. Whether that is sufficient for their case is another matter.