You know you're living with a Thai when........

[HooHaa]

5 minutes ago, Russell17au said:

He does warm it in an oven, a microwave oven

 

sigh.

[Kinnock]

17 hours ago, connda said:

It was a grilled pulled-pork sandwich from Dukes.  Really delicious, especially when nice and warm!  Ok, so you can tell when you're living with a farang when he warms up his grilled sandwich that he bought from a restaurant that caters to farangs.  

Now, lol, back to living with Thais...............

.... when she has her 'time of the month' - she gives you pulled pork.

[Russell17au]

4 hours ago, hansnl said:

Sex?

 

Now you will have to help me with this because I forget what it is. I can remember that it is something that a man and a woman do together, right. I do remember that it was something that I used to do but it has been that long I just can't remember how to do it anymore

[Billy Bloggs]

3 hours ago, mauGR1 said:

... When the floor is squeaky clean, but there are cobwebs hanging from the ceiling

Actually I have just mine to stop clearing out the spider webs as spiders are our friends.

 

[mauGR1]

2 minutes ago, Billy Bloggs said:

Actually I have just mine to stop clearing out the spider webs as spiders are our friends.

 

I agree, but i don't allow too many of them in a room, i want to keep them in good health

[Lacessit]

1/ She brings you a whisky and a snack the same time every day.

2/ She asks to "borrow" 500 baht.

3/.She cooks food for the temple every month.

4/ She can spend 6 hours on the phone talking with friends.

5/ She eats stuff you would not force on your worst enemy. She thinks it's delicious.

6/ She can cook farang food as good as most restaurants.

7/ You have to go outside with her after dark to protect her from the ghosts.

 

[Lacessit]

46 minutes ago, Russell17au said:

Now you will have to help me with this because I forget what it is. I can remember that it is something that a man and a woman do together, right. I do remember that it was something that I used to do but it has been that long I just can't remember how to do it anymore

Now now. Just go to a farang bar in Thailand, and you will find plenty of therapists to help you remember.

[smotherb]

3 hours ago, wwest5829 said:

When I come down in the morning and there is a hot cup of coffee waiting for me.

I usually have my coffee brought upstairs for me, but that is around noon. She wants to know if I want breakfast or lunch.

[wwest5829]

1 minute ago, smotherb said:

I usually have my coffee brought upstairs for me, but that is around noon. She wants to know if I want breakfast or lunch.

Ha! I understand but mine has to take her Daughter to school and go to work....

[smotherb]

Just now, wwest5829 said:

Ha! I understand but mine has to take her Daughter to school and go to work....

Mine already worked and has a pension.

[wwest5829]

1 minute ago, smotherb said:

Mine already worked and has a pension.

Benefit of having time to relax and be together. I am retired but my love is 25 years younger...love Thailand!

[csabo]

21 hours ago, observer90210 said:

One loves bashing the Thai women, their habbits, diet etc.... but despite the fact that she eats larvae, it does not prevent from enjoying sex with them, now does it ?

Yeah but she's gotta brush, rinse and floss first. Getting a set of mandibles stuck in my dickhole just ain't worth it. 

[kwak250]

On 21/02/2018 at 6:29 PM, Jip99 said:

You know you are living with a Thai if you warm up a sandwich in the microwave !!

And them put ketchup on it.

[Shifty]

When there is a roll of toilet paper on the dining room table instead of serviettes

[stevymac]

When ya wife leaves footprints on your toilet seat


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[observer90210]

3 hours ago, BaanOz said:

After 25+ years living with a Thai, after all this time still telling her to turn the extraction fan on HIGH when she starts cooking but never does until I'm running to open all doors and windows.

Cooking stuff that chokes all others yet she doesn't notice :D

 

Life is tricky....in Europe the cuties know about the extraction fan but barely can cook an egg...and over there, lucky you, you got a cutie to cook tasty penangs for you but will not get HIGH on extract ......still I'd rather have a gal who will not extract then one who cannot cook !!...Enjoy...

[connda]

 

2 hours ago, HooHaa said:

sandwiches should be warmed in ovens.

You know you're living with a Thai when........no one in your Thai village has a stove with an oven.  In fact, no one has a stove.  Just one or two open gas burners sitting on a table attached to a green natural gas bottle.  So you decide to 'go Western native' and buy a microwave (which the wife now uses to warm up her bugs, and you use to warm up you Dukes grilled sandwich). 

Edited February 22, 2018 by connda

[connda]

You know you living with a Thai when the entire extended family puts ketchup on the pizza your ordered from Pizza Hut. 

[farmerjo]

When the door,windows and gates are left half closed.(or half open)

[smotherb]

1 hour ago, wwest5829 said:

Benefit of having time to relax and be together. I am retired but my love is 25 years younger...love Thailand!

Yeah, mine is only 20 years younger,

[Kadilo]

.......when there are half a dozen bottles of water half empty in the fridge and another couple rolling about in the car.

Rolls of toilet tissue conveniently places around the house

Last nights leftovers left on a plate uncovered in the kitchen cabinet ready for the old man to eat tomorrow

Your scooter is always empty of gas when you go to use it despite you regularly filling it up.

 

 

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[keithkarmann]

5 hours ago, mauGR1 said:

... When the floor is squeaky clean, but there are cobwebs hanging from the ceiling

And you can't see through the windows and you are not allowed in the house with your shoes on but in she wheels the baby buggy with mud falling off the wheels.

[wwest5829]

30 minutes ago, smotherb said:

Yeah, mine is only 20 years younger,

But retired with a pension? So, you are 80? 90? Just kidding!

[jimcarr65]

When she says "I forget" on a daily basis.

[Jip99]

2 minutes ago, jimcarr65 said:

When she says "I forget" on a daily basis.

 

 

Hourly ??

[mettech]

I did have silk worm cooked to perfection it is a delicatessen many Thai are paying for the little ilk worm.

Need a beer after it taste better.

[Araiwah]

3 hours ago, Russell17au said:

Now you will have to help me with this because I forget what it is. I can remember that it is something that a man and a woman do together, right. I do remember that it was something that I used to do but it has been that long I just can't remember how to do it anymore

Sex is either the number between 5 and 7 or what coal used to come in. It's been a while for me too so not positive which.

[Araiwah]

I used to find these little grey balls scattered about from time to time. Took me ages to find the cause. Thankfully it wasn't a large lizard but my gf who had this habit of rolling rice into a ball as she ate lol.

[wwest5829]

30 minutes ago, smotherb said:

Yeah, mine is only 20 years younger,

But retired with a pension? So, you are 80? 90? Just kidding!

[lemonjelly]

when all the crockery is plastic
when everything in the house is under a layer of talcum powder and the odor of deep fried fish has permeated your entire wardrobe



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