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5 hours ago, steven100 said:

I'm surprised ......   you obviously haven't had a thai wife or gf.  :shock1:

Strangely they don't seem to stick around for very long. Never figured out the reason. Next thing I know I am getting an email from Switzerland or Sydney saying "I fi(ne)".

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1 hour ago, Briggsy said:

Strangely they don't seem to stick around for very long. Never figured out the reason. Next thing I know I am getting an email from Switzerland or Sydney saying "I fi(ne)".

I think this is called leading with your chin.

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Use the cash for  tea money during Visa Issues, Thai Road Blocks and of course to show the I/O officer at each entry hoping it would meet the modern  cash requirements for visitors !!:cheesy:

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On 27/02/2018 at 12:18 AM, Lokie said:

As bernard manning once said about winning the lottery:

 

Told the wife, won the lottry, millions! pack your bags, Where we going she said? Just pack em and <deleted> off!

Then her lawyer claims half.

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On 26/02/2018 at 4:38 PM, oilinki said:

I would buy a remote tropical island, make a self sustained perfect home and divorce the rest of the humanity.

And live like a hermit? Poor farmers already do that save the beach.

 

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On 2/26/2018 at 8:31 AM, seancbk said:

Find a really nice penthouse in Bangkok to live in.

Expand my business across Thailand and into Vietnam and Cambodia.

Being able to start going snowboarding to Whistler and Japan again would be nice.  

Might consider getting a few live in girls.

Definitely make my penthouse into an always on party for any friends that want to come round and crash.

 

 

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glad to see people on here have got some imagination,as it always seems to be people who win the lotto havent,they say things like "i might treat myself to a new pair of shoes"...<deleted>  you just won millions & thats the best you can come up with. that cash is wasted on some people

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30 minutes ago, paulikens said:

glad to see people on here have got some imagination,as it always seems to be people who win the lotto havent,they say things like "i might treat myself to a new pair of shoes"...<deleted>  you just won millions & thats the best you can come up with. that cash is wasted on some people

But it seems most people in this forum wouldn't even spend 1% of the fortune mentioned in the title...

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11 hours ago, Justfine said:

Then her lawyer claims half.

And she still doesn't get anything. That's why they are called 'criminal lawyers'. :thumbsup:

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1 hour ago, OneMoreFarang said:

But it seems most people in this forum wouldn't even spend 1% of the fortune mentioned in the title...

Don't need to. Material things don't matter.

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On 28/02/2018 at 7:04 AM, Justfine said:

Then her lawyer claims half.

And don't forget the tax man's piece of the action and all the associated taxes youll pay on anything you invest in... So it's nearly a small fortune before you kick off. Guess thats why so many peoples lives go to shit when the win all these massive lotteries. 

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Start a cat shelter/charity and hire all my old employees back and pay them well. Besides that, do a lot of expensive traveling and give the rest away to people I appreciate when I did.

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by a chair and a lot of beer and og camp in the bank smiling, drinking and comenting on a few things and people, whold like to see they throw me out ! 

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Strangely they don't seem to stick around for very long. Never figured out the reason. Next thing I know I am getting an email from Switzerland or Sydney saying "I fi(ne)".
Mines still around after more than 20 years of marriage and 3 years dating.what am i doing wrong?

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