United: RVP Rooney Falcao

Chelsea: Costa Drogba Remy

Liverpool : Balo Sturridge Sterling

Man City: Aguero Jovetic Dzeko

Arsenal: Sanogo

I actually know the permanently miserable Gooner who first posted that.

He must be fapping himself with grief right now.

United: RVP Rooney Falcao

Chelsea: Costa Drogba Remy

Liverpool : Balo Sturridge Sterling

Man City: Aguero Jovetic Dzeko

Arsenal: Sanogo

I actually know the permanently miserable Gooner who first posted that.

He must be fapping himself with grief right now.

OTT too. If others are going to include Rooney, Aguero and Sterling in the equation then excluding Sanchez is just dumb analysis for effect.

We just want to see Sanogo, Sterling and ANO (credible) in that line up. Otherwise no chance of top 3 IMO.

Sanogo, Giroud, Welbeck.

Scare me.

Chelsea defence will have them for breakfast.

Sterling?

Sterling's just moved from Liverpool.

Rodgers was feeling sorry for Wenger.

And Wellbeck's agent has just tweeted that he doesn't want to go on loan but wants a permanent move.

^

So?

Sanogo, Giroud and a winger who Wenger thinks is a striker.

Brilliant. Looks like Campbell's Soup to me.

Carry on.

Jonathan Hope, the man who says he is brokering a potential move for Manchester United striker Danny Welbeck, tells BBC Radio 5 live that three clubs want the England player - including one in the north-east.

"There are two clubs who will meet the fee, the other want him on loan," adds Hope.

Spuds, Newcastle and Arsenal. No prizes for who wants the loan deal!

Have Arsenal signed a striker yet?

Transfer deadline: Arsenal agree £16m fee for Danny Welbeck.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29023952

Right. That's sorted then.

Arsenal to win the Prem and the Championes League.

Very underwhelming window Wenger. Fifth place here we potentially come.

Cue excuses (again)?

Very underwhelming window Wenger. Fifth place here we potentially come.

Cue excuses (again)?

Actuallly, I don't think you did too badly. Everyone mocks Welbeck, but his 'stats' when played as a central striker are pretty good. Elsewhere, you've replaced Sagna, got a better back up/#1 keeper, picked up a great prospect in Chambers, and Sanchez ain't bad Oh yeah.....and got shut of Bendtner

Alexis Sanchez (Barcelona) Undisclosed

Mathieu Debuchy (Newcastle United) Undisclosed

David Ospina (Nice) Undisclosed

Calum Chambers (Southampton) Undisclosed

Danny Welbeck (Manchester United) Undisclosed

Out

Lukasz Fabianski (Swansea City) Free

Bacary Sagna (Manchester City) Free

Chuks Aneke (Zuite Waregem) Free

Nicklas Bendtner Released

Chu Young Park Released

Wellington Silva (UD Almeria) Loan

Thomas Eisfeld (Fulham) Undisclosed

Carl Jenkinson (West Ham United) Loan

Thomas Vermaelen (Barcelona) Undisclosed

Ignasi Miquel (Norwich City) Undisclosed

Ryo Miyaichi (Twente) Loan

Very underwhelming window Wenger. Fifth place here we potentially come.

Cue excuses (again)?

Overall it wasn't bad but I would still have preferred another striker.

At the moment we are still one light in that department for me.

Very underwhelming window Wenger. Fifth place here we potentially come.

Cue excuses (again)?

Overall it wasn't bad but I would still have preferred another striker.

At the moment we are still one light in that department for me.

You get Theo back soon....if he can stay fit!

I would have thought that Negredo would have done a job for ya, not that I'm too bothered of course

Very underwhelming window Wenger. Fifth place here we potentially come.

Cue excuses (again)?

Overall it wasn't bad but I would still have preferred another striker.

At the moment we are still one light in that department for me.

You get Theo back soon....if he can stay fit!

Yeah but he thinks he's more of a striker than most Gooners do tbh.

More of an inside/outside right to me.

Interestingly, this is what the club call "forwards":

• Forwards
• 9 Lukas Podolski
• 12 Olivier Giroud
• 14 Theo Walcott
• 15 Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
• 17 Alexis Sanchez
• 22 Yaya Sanogo
• 27 Serge Gnabry
• 28 Joel Campbell

Very underwhelming window Wenger. Fifth place here we potentially come.

Cue excuses (again)?

Overall it wasn't bad but I would still have preferred another striker.

At the moment we are still one light in that department for me.

You get Theo back soon....if he can stay fit!

Yeah but he thinks he's more of a striker than most Gooners do tbh.

More of an inside/outside right to me.

Interestingly, this is what the club call "forwards":

• Forwards
• 9 Lukas Podolski
• 12 Olivier Giroud
• 14 Theo Walcott
• 15 Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
• 17 Alexis Sanchez
• 22 Yaya Sanogo
• 27 Serge Gnabry
• 28 Joel Campbell

Like Gnabry as well...but he too seems to be made of crystal at the moment!

Our treatment room has more space than most at the moment...

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

That will take some getting used to... Sulzeer's old shirt.

Lots of scope now for half the team to get crocked in some future means-nowt England friendly against the likes of Turkmenistan.

Welbeck, Walcott, Ox-C, Wilshere, Gibbs, Chambers

Lots of scope now for half the team to get crocked in some future means-nowt England friendly against the likes of Turkmenistan.

Welbeck, Walcott, Ox-C, Wilshere, Gibbs, Chambers

Same applies to most internationals though. How many games did we lose with Van PurseStrings and his fricking horse placenta?

4th in the Prem again for Arsenal I'm afraid.

Even with an American physio, magic liniment and horse placenta.

Welbeck injured in England training. The Arse glass ankles virus strikes already

^

Can't wait for Liverpool to thrash Arsenal in the Prem.

Attack, attack.

Carry on.

Welbeck injured in England training. The Arse glass ankles virus strikes already

Just the workings of an overexcitable journo to lure in gullible people like yourself.

"But unfortunately in training today he did manage to receive a knock in the session, but I have been assured he is okay and that it will not rule him out, but obviously I suppose it could happen."

I hope it does. I'm fed up losing players to pointess friendlies against crap teams.

Play them in the quals by all means but if I were him I'd sit it out. It's not like he's not going to get picked, is it?

Excellent. England team: Hart, Stones, Jones, Cahill, Baines, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Henderson, Wilshere, Sterling, Sturridge, Rooney.

Excellent. England team: Hart, Stones, Jones, Cahill, Baines, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Henderson, Wilshere, Sterling, Sturridge, Rooney.

Agreed. Think I'll jump on a train and take a look.

Advice from anyone on how to have an easy journey to Wembley (from Kings Cross) - I guess that translates to how early to go/ train or tube / places to while away until match starts?

Have only ever been to new Wembley for rock concerts for which prep has normally included grass of two types

Excellent. England team: Hart, Stones, Jones, Cahill, Baines, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Henderson, Wilshere, Sterling, Sturridge, Rooney.

Agreed. Think I'll jump on a train and take a look.

Advice from anyone on how to have an easy journey to Wembley (from Kings Cross) - I guess that translates to how early to go/ train or tube / places to while away until match starts?

Have only ever been to new Wembley for rock concerts for which prep has normally included grass of two types

Metropolitan line direct to Wembley Park then 5 minute walk will be the easiest mate. (know that as Wembley's alternative name is Anfield South!) However, we did use a different route via Marylebone as the pubs were better around there!

Local pubs will have changed by now but there are plenty about around Wembley Park. But if you turn left (away from the ground) out of the station there was a small Paddy's pub about 50yds on other side of the road. Can't remember the name. Ask a local when you get there. Travelling time, with luck, only about 20 minutes from Kings X.

Well, if SantISuk goes to Wembley that will make the crowd 40,000 plus 1.

Alternative travel arrangement, Kings X to Marylebone and overground to Wembley Stadium.

Could have a swift one at the Marylebone Sports Bar on the way.

C'mon England.