Since our Kayo is now in the next wild phase of his life adventure I thought I'd take the liberty to start a wee blog on his behalf.

C'mon Wabbit, spill the beans - what's your latest exciting chapter in the Land of Wobbly Heads?

You tring to create a new DONZ here ?

You tring to create a new DONZ here ?

Who is Donz?

Kayo is a TV legend in his own time - do your research Farangsay!

Meanwhile, back in the jungle the Wabbit is enjoying his cuwwy.....

Kayo is a TV legend in his own mind -

A relative newcomer...

Kayo is a TV legend in his own mind -

A relative newcomer...

He may well be a newcomer, but still a leg end

Rumour has it, he is coming my way, I can see a new cartoon on its way.......

Wacky Races and it's .....

Catch the Wabbit :D

Good Luck Kayo

Kayo is a TV legend in his own mind -

A relative newcomer...

He may well be a newcomer, but still a leg end

Rumour has it, he is coming my way, I can see a new cartoon on its way.......

Wacky Races and it's .....

Catch the Wabbit :D

Good Luck Kayo

Mr Moss Sir..He is a She and I want some of what she is on !!!

Cause its working..

I solly, when did I become a She?

Hmm... Nope, just checked. Still have me oversized penis in place.

India, oh India! How to my hearts content you do trouble me so!

The land where hot and cold collide, tempers and patience, selfish and selfless struggle for domination. A land of contradictions and yes sir, yes sir I'll have another chai as I wait for any result of anything.

After a wee two weeks here I've gone done nothing much. It strikes me as a good land in which to procrastinate.

Oh, but I've had five teeth on the right side re-constructed and/or filled, and three implants - titanium rods - impaled into my front upper jaw bone which will function as anchors for new front teeth, a few months down the line.

There was rather a lot of blood on that one and i've currently got about 12 stitches where my front teeth once were.

Seems to be healing well though.

I solly, when did I become a She?

Hmm... Nope, just checked. Still have me oversized penis in place.

India, oh India! How to my hearts content you do trouble me so!

The land where hot and cold collide, tempers and patience, selfish and selfless struggle for domination. A land of contradictions and yes sir, yes sir I'll have another chai as I wait for any result of anything.

After a wee two weeks here I've gone done nothing much. It strikes me as a good land in which to procrastinate.

Oh, but I've had five teeth on the right side re-constructed and/or filled, and three implants - titanium rods - impaled into my front upper jaw bone which will function as anchors for new front teeth, a few months down the line.

There was rather a lot of blood on that one and i've currently got about 12 stitches where my front teeth once were.

Seems to be healing well though.

Wabbit, Wabbit,Wabbit, or Eli Fant,Eli Fant,Eli Fant..Your Gender was never in question..it was the Khaull..Silly Boy you..

Bloody hel_l you were in a Bloody mess there sunshine, but nice to know the new nashers are on the mend..

How do you suck japattis through a straw though ???

Robski you're lurking..

Ahh! I can see clearly now (even if I can't bite or chew very much)....

Oh, and EVERYTHING can be blended.

Ahh! I can see clearly now (even if I can't bite or chew very much)....

Oh, and EVERYTHING can be blended.

You could always use the Big Pink Straw on the front of your face..

wouldnt have to blend so mushily..

but duckie! you told me not to play with it in public!

but duckie! you told me not to play with it in public!

Oh my God they let you eat in public in Me Hat Me Coat Land..

How come your a Private Dancer, A private private, but you eat in public ???

Goodness gracious me you are a very naughty Big Pink Thing...

Moved in from the Last Word (okay okay.. not moved, just copied and pasted:) :

aw mate, I ######ing love the food here. My brothers got this calcutta girl who helps around the house, she cooks like a dream! Both punjabi and western food. I'm thinking of adopting her.

OK mr Kayo in the Land of Me Hat Me Coat its Mumbi now not Calcutta

just so you dont make a fool or should I say bigger fool of your self..

I thank you for offering to share but Mate there are just some things you dont share..

Anyway keep on your Japatti and Poperdum diet and leave the Black Hole of Calcutter holder alone..

you need to find a sweet little Mim Saab to keep you warm or cool at night in the Old Rahje area..

Duckie, what you been drinking dirty pond water again? Clean out yer ears mate!

I'm just south of N Delhi, in a town called Gurgaon. The cook - she's from Calcutta and cooks punjabi food, what can I say... We ain't even allowed in the kitchen, she da boss (and only 20 y.o) .

No No No Mr Kayo Sir..Clean out your eyes Calcutta is Mumbi now..

Like Ceylon is something else as is Burma,,I'm going back to drinking Dirty Pond water..

OiiiiII Get it now!

Forgive me if I'm not up to date with geography Duckstar! I still call the UK ROME....

The cook - she's from Calcutta and cooks punjabi food

Kayo, what's the main difference about Punjabi food? More spicey, less spicey, sweeter etc. never tried Punjabi food

Caveat- this is NOT a last word post as i am asking for a response So i guess i'm slightly off topic

I dunno.. difference compared to what?

It's pretty spicy... Mostly rice and lentil based, though adorned with chicken, or lamb, apparently fairly similar to pakistani food, I hear.

herbs a plentiful, and usually eaten with a variety of differetn forms of doughy type Fajito's (forgive me for I have just come from central america and don't know the local lingo yet :ph34r ) which can be plain, or deep fried, or even prepared like a omelette (with spices and herbs in them) and are used to scoop up the food. Yoghurt plays a fair part in the meals too.

I eat as in LOS. Everything piled ontop of the rice, then either scoop it up with a spoon, or with the "bread". And I've put on about 4 KG's in 2 weeks !!!

Hey Mr Kayo..the transformation from a scrawny Wabbit to a Great Big Pink Pachyderm would require adding a lot more than 4Kgs. Stop being cute how much do you weigh now??

I have no idea what anyone here is talking about. Ok, im off to do some very hard drugs, ill be back in a minuite to understand......

I have no idea what anyone here is talking about. Ok, im off to do some very hard drugs, ill be back in a minuite to understand......

If the asprin is too hard Mr Lurker you can crush it and disolve it in water..

aspirin? god man, im not into the hard stuff.....

aspirin? god man, im not into the hard stuff.....

You could always try Soluable Disprin then..

I have no idea what anyone here is talking about. Ok, im off to do some very hard drugs, ill be back in a minuite to understand......

Wish I could join ya! :D

Duckie, gone from 68 kg (for years) to 74 after I left Guate, at my momma's home, to 78 now.... My belly sticks out a bit now...

Yo kayo, tell us what happened to your mouth?

78 Kg - I don't I have ever been that light! 90 is what I weigh, although Tigers weigh more than rabbits!

Around 2 1/2 years ago my motocy- got side swiped by a drunken thai and I broke my jaw in 5 places and lost several teeth.

Took me a while to heal, and then a longer while to muster up the courage to get the implants to start replacing the teeth.

Wow, well done mate. I just had some major dental work yesterday (just one tooth though!) it's a real bummer. How long will it take before you're done?

Well, standard dental stuff about two weeks total (one week down, the other coming i first week week of february.

the major thing:

Got three Implants done last Saturday, the gum should finish healing with 10 days total.

The implants are literally mpaled into the jaw bone, so about a month/ a month 1/2 to verify the bone is re-growing around the titanium (should do, I've got a titanium plate in my chin from same accident) I leave here around mid to late february, if I leave (i think I will)

Then... About six months for the bone to completely finish repairing itself around the implants (obviously providing it hasn't rejected the implants)

Then I come back here to get little porcelain Teef screwed onto the implants.

Then I smile!

Geeze Kayo, if they are doing so much work on your face how the hel_l do you eat to sustain the 78 Kgs???

I guess the obvious is the cost of the Smash Reapair Shops in India ???

Hope it all goes well for you mate, I need two teeth looked at but I'm a coward..

Geeze Kayo, if they are doing so much work on your face how the hel_l do you eat to sustain the 78 Kgs???

I guess the obvious is the cost of the Smash Reapair Shops in India ???

Hope it all goes well for you mate, I need two teeth looked at but I'm a coward..

It tooke me a long time, many drunken nights, and many self improvised delays to get to this point, mate. I'm not a god fearing man. I'm a dentist fearing one.

But it's a bloody relief to be doing it now. I was shaking in the dentist chair before having the implants done, and I felt like i understood what Rape must feel like, after having all these low gage drills bore into my jaw/skull. Very violated.

Cost, yeah major factor.

In France/Europe the three Implants and fillings/restoration on another ten teeth would have set me (me dad actually) back nearly 12,000 EURO's (555,695 TB) . I'd thought about various alternative destinations to get it done in, but ultimately, my brother's being here made up my mind for me.

Here in India, all of that for 2,500 EUR (110,800 TB) , including a return flight BA London-Delhi and five weeks here (at my brothers).

No Brainer really.

I thought this was going to be tales about "where" Kayo put his teeth.

AW Well, that's easy.

the first two are on a road in Kanchanaburi, probably in many little pieces.

the third was last seen in a dentists office in France.

(these are the relevant teeth. I've had another five removed over the years.)

The first dentures are somewhere probably in pieces, in Guatemala.

The second dentures are here, near me. Can't wear them yet. Maybe in a week or so.

Anything else you'd like to know?

My d1ck is bigger than yours.

AW Well, that's easy.

the first two are on a road in Kanchanaburi, probably in many little pieces.

the third was last seen in a dentists office in France.

(these are the relevant teeth. I've had another five removed over the years.)

The first dentures are somewhere probably in pieces, in Guatemala.

The second dentures are here, near me. Can't wear them yet. Maybe in a week or so.

Anything else you'd like to know?

My d1ck is bigger than yours.

What? Are you on a mission to spread yourself around the world one body part at a time?

And no, my wiggle stick can out wiggle that squirrel you call a mate any day of the week.

I was going to commiserate with you Kayo, but if you can shoot off Mr D retorts, you are probably fine. Hope you can wear the new plates soon. Quit driving a motorbike.

Bebop: "What? Are you on a mission to spread yourself around the world one body part at a time?"

I was going to commiserate with you Kayo, but if you can shoot off Mr D retorts, you are probably fine. Hope you can wear the new plates soon. Quit driving a motorbike.

Bebop: "What? Are you on a mission to spread yourself around the world one body part at a time?"

At least it is more socially responsible than sowing his seed one conutry at a time.