webfact Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Man hospitalized after inserting 3-foot long cable into penis to relieve itchiness Philippine Daily Inquirer INQUIRER.net stock photo Chinese doctors removed a one-meter-long cable from a man’s penis after it was inserted to relieve itchiness caused by prostatitis. The unnamed pensioner inserted the meter-long phone charging cable to relieve the itch, but it became tangled in the bladder on the way out. According to a report by Chinese site Kanka News via Daily Mirror, a knot started to cause bleeding when the man tried to pull the cable out. He was rushed to the hospital on March 30 for medical attention. Prostatitis causes an inflammation of the prostate gland. This leads to the development of an itch in the urethra or the passageway where urine exits the body. The itch would disappear over time once the inflammation has been treated. Full story: http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/291056/man-hospitalized-after-inserting-3-foot-long-cable-into-penis-to-relieve-itchiness/ -- Philippine Daily Inquirer 2018-04-09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sirineou Posted April 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2018 three ft cable? How big was the man's penis?? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Samui Bodoh Posted April 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, webfact said: Man hospitalized after inserting 3-foot long cable into penis to relieve itchiness A more appropriate headline would/should be; Man institutionalized after inserting a 3 foot-long cable into penis... 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colinneil Posted April 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2018 What a d++khead. 3 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sirineou Posted April 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2018 Now I feel inadequate and stupid. Inadequate because I could only get 8 inches in and stupid because I realised that I was using a Iphone charger where I have an Android phone! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Ouch... that must have hurt like the DICKens... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 " This leads to the development of an itch in the urethra or the passageway where urine exits the body." should have just hired someone to scratch it for him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Real Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 A better use of the cable, would definately have been to hang himself, to protect other psychos from getting the same or worse ideas. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarteso Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Perhaps his pennis is just charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post canuckamuck Posted April 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 9, 2018 Anything more than 12 inches is just showing off 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Chinese doctors remove usb from Japs eye would have been more of hard headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Poor man inserted this right into the bladder. He could have killed himself had he ruptured it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Darcula Posted April 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 9, 2018 He's now known in China as Rally The Cable Guy 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Anak Nakal Posted April 9, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 9, 2018 Ouch! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 3 hours ago, geriatrickid said: Poor man inserted this right into the bladder. He could have killed himself had he ruptured it. not stiff enough (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 He probably plugged the USB end into his PC and asked Google what the ploblem was.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpcoe Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 At least it was a modern Apple "Lightning" cable. Had it been the old iPhone4-style, yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Anak Nakal said: Ouch! ..into his USP port. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenny2017 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 You can't make such a story up, can you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenny2017 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, transam said: He probably plugged the USB end into his PC and asked Google what the ploblem was.... What he found on Google.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweedledee2 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 When I worked as a Medic with a hospital-based ambulance service, I once had a patient that presented with hematuria (urinary bleeding) which started the night before. While assessing the patient's medical history he revealed that the week before he had trouble urinating and had seen his doctor who placed a foley catheter into the bladder and prescribed oral antibiotics for a urinary tract infection. He said the doctor told him the foley could be removed after he finished the prescription (I think he missed the implied part of returning to the Dr's office) so last night he attempted to remove it. He couldn't remove it himself, but his wife eventually pulled it out after much difficulty. There had been a lot of pain while pulling it out and a lot of blood after. At this point, I suspected they had not deflated the saline-filled balloon holding the foley tube inside the bladder. When I asked if they had cut the tube before pulling it out, their faces confirmed it. One can only imagine how painful it must have been pulling an elongated saline filled balloon through one's urinary tract. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan B Tong Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I once attended to a patient who attempted rectify his constipation with a Zefal bicycle pump. Unfortunately it became lodged in his colon. Family kept asking what happened, but we maintained confidentially to allow him to tell them, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Maybe got a better wifiy signal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 thankfully there's no mention of him applying power 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jools Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 A very sick individual. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 is the cable still usable, you never know, his nose may itching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 It would appear he forgot to plug it into the power point, as that would have sorted his itch for once and for all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quandow Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 12 hours ago, ezzra said: Ouch... that must have hurt like the DICKens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) Sweet Jesus... I know what it is to have stuff inserted up there, but by medical professionals (which is my story and I am sticking to it.) There is a reason they use anesthetic.... The guy needs sectioning. Edited April 9, 2018 by baboon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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