Horror as man, 30, rushed to hospital in Bangkok after ‘hacking his PENIS while watching porn’

[Somtamnication]

Jesus. Never heard of lotion or ky? 

[Peterw42]

I seriously think "The Sun" has a "caption this" department. They get random photos and literally make up a story to suit the photos. I doubt we will see any mention of this story in any other media outlet, Thai or otherwise.

 

 

[thaichiro]

For those of us who actually needed penis reduction surgery to stop scaring the ladies, this approach is not recommended.

[MaxYakov]

Aren't penisectomies women's exclusive specialty? On the other hand: TiT!'

[sammieuk1]

Beat your meat with a hatchet Harry will be a TV spin off very likely cuming soon.

[connda]

He should now become the Thai government's poster-boy illustrating the dangers of watching porn!!!

 

Knife + Salami = sliced salami  (Ouch!!!)  "Danger, danger, danger" 

[CanuckThai]

Hey, even though he's dumb as dirt,  his epic sadomasochist adventure didn't harm any unsuspecting innocent bystanders.     This guy is a future spooky headline, waiting to happen.  

[neeray]

I don't think he will get the same advantage from watching porn in the future.

[Minnehaha]

I would bet he tried to circumsize 

[toofarnorth]

3 hours ago, Darcula said:

 

Watching that oscar winner Shaving Ryans Privates?

 

As for PP Arnold , 'The first cut is the deepest '  . I think the chap is a bit of a knob .

[Jim Brantley]

Which begs the question: Was the porn really that bad...or that good?  

[Justfine]

2 hours ago, Juan B Tong said:

It's jack off not hack off!

Simply a translation error. In future ignore the sub titles.

[atyclb]

perhaps he thought there were no "inactive posts" left so he created one ??

Edited May 16, 2018 by atyclb

[AsiaHand]

3 hours ago, Dexlowe said:

The gene pool is holding its collective breath ...

Now if only about 20,000,000 more adult males in LOS would only follow suit.

[jvs]

4 hours ago, YetAnother said:

sounds like this guy is going to have a very troubled future

Probably because of a very troubled past?

[wgdanson]

4 hours ago, YetAnother said:

he footage ''sent him into a frenzy''

Does that mean the guy in the movie had 12 inches, this guy had 18 and wanted to match him? lol

[Lupatria]

4 hours ago, webfact said:

The man blamed the porn for making him cut his penis

At least he sticks to the local tradition blaming someone or something else for his very special "shortcoming" 

[Lucky mike]

Gone off half cocked !

[evadgib]

[Ruin]

Well, that's a slice of bad luck.

[Rob5lax]

Isn’t possession of porn a felony?

 

I think the court should consider the resulting pain and suffering as repayment of his debt to society.  Ouch.

[hotchilli]

Darwinism at it's finest!!

[sanemax]

There may be more to this story .

Maybe he was attacking someone, trying to rape them and the victim attacked him back ?

[lordblackader]

<deleted> did I just read? :)

[Easy Come Easy Go]

This will give more weight to the whole 'porn is evil, the Thai people should not be allowed to watch porn' argument 

[PerkinsCuthbert]

Choking one's Nong is always a bad idea, even in Nong Chok district.

[paulbabu]

This moron should be locked up and forced to watch more porn with hands tied!

[FinChin67]

"pictured above in an ambulance"

 

That's an ambulance?  

[mejomini]

Just a botched DIY gender reassignment attempt. He must have really been watching and imitating the you tube video from Germany. 

[mickylongtime]

Maybe he was dying for a slash.