I have had a lot of fun in Thailand,  but frankly there are some things I will never do again. 

What about you? 

So, your thinking about that ladyboy thread???

I'll never take the bus from BKK to Udon. They have invented planes since then. 

Ya Dong. I had a night on it once with some local folk. I was so ill the next day. On sleepless nights I reckon I can still taste it. 

A great idea for a thread but I fear it will become " I will never, trust a bar-girl, go to pattaya, buy a condo, invest in Thailand " again thread.

 

In my case, "I will never do that again", is usually followed by "and we will never speak of it again"

Run a marathon.

I will never see "Grandma and Grandpa rock" again. 

It was the rage in the eighties. 

Can't even remember where they are.  Kho Samui? 

1 minute ago, Justfine said:

Run a marathon.

Now we're talking. 

Solo skydive. 

Just now, sipi said:

I will never see "Grandma and Grandpa rock" again. 

It was the rage in the eighties. 

Can't even remember where they are.  Kho Samui? 

Koh Samui.

Bungee jump

Eat Durian.

Just now, secondfusilier said:

Eat Durian.

Whoever she is.............

Rub an eye after chopping chillies

 

Go trekking without imodium after eating spicy food

3 minutes ago, Justfine said:

Bungee jump

I'm prepared to try that just one more time. 

Catch an overnight bus

Eat boiled snake. 

Once was too often. 

 

Attend another live lecture by Prof. Stephen Hawking.

Drink Indian Dreaming tea from a hippy shop

1 minute ago, Justfine said:

Catch an overnight bus

 

Catch any bus.

Spit into the wind

1 = Universal truth.....

 

Go out on a tour boat when the swells were higher than the boat....

Drink Isaan whiskey. 

Drink homemade Lao whisky

 

Pole dancing at Immigration while waiting for my 1 year extension (not appreciated by the staff there).

Go to the toilet without checking for toilet paper.

Stick a metal fork in the toaster to get burnt bread out while its still plugged in to the mains. ?

1 minute ago, Justfine said:

Go to the toilet without checking for toilet paper.

Isn't that what 20 Dollar notes are for?

1 minute ago, johng said:

Stick a metal fork in the toaster to get burnt bread out while its still plugged in to the mains. ?

 

I actually do this on purpose, helps keep me on my toes.

I will never go to that massage parlor again....

Take a minivan