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TIGABATSAKTGAHRFFF

(This is getting as boring as the Suegha and Kayo threads, get a hotel room FFF)

With apologies to Jet Gorgon.

No apologies, necessary, Lamphun. :D Yes, we need a new topic. Please add input.

Yeah, you'd think the arseh@les who universally slag off other peoples threads would start a more interesting one of their own. :o

TIGABATSAKTGAHRFFF

(This is getting as boring as the Suegha and Kayo threads, get a hotel room FFF)

With apologies to Jet Gorgon.

No apologies, necessary, Lamphun. :D Yes, we need a new topic. Please add input.

Yeah, you'd think the arseh@les who universally slag off other peoples threads would start a more interesting one of their own. :o

Jeezo very unlady like language. :D

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TIGABATSAKTGAHRFFF

(This is getting as boring as the Suegha and Kayo threads, get a hotel room FFF)

With apologies to Jet Gorgon.

No apologies, necessary, Lamphun. :D Yes, we need a new topic. Please add input.

Yeah, you'd think the arseh@les who universally slag off other peoples threads would start a more interesting one of their own. :o

And just why would you expect them to do this? Really, think about it, would you REALLY expect them to do this?...probably not! As Spock might say, "I fail to see the logic in your arguement".

Chownah

Wait a minute.....is someone slagging off MY thread? I'll go take a look and be right back.

Chownah

Well I'm back and indeed they might be slagging off my thread but I'm not sure. You see they said that My thread (this one) is as boring as your threads and kayo's threads.....but frankly in starting this thread I was trying to spoof a boring thread so I WANTED this thread to be boring...so....in a certain sense they are congratulating me on having accomplished what I set out to do....i.e. create a boring thread.....on the other hand......I've got dirt under my finger nails so I think I'll go clean them....butt first (breach birth) let me say that I am a bit disappointed in how many replies there have been...I really can't understand why so much activity was generated by this really boring thread....I think that maybe its not the THREAD that is boring PEOPLE.

So...now that I have slagged off my own boring thread do you expect me to go out and make a thread of my own?...do ya?

Chownah

Oh, dear! Yes, I was very inconsiderate of the Bedlam brethren about my agreement to start a new thread. Sorry, and let me put the other tress appendages in my mouth along with my other foot. No ill will intended. Oh, Chownah, let's go eat ice cream cones and squish garbage remnants together. More fun. Oh, dear. Let's not get angry. This is fun bedrock is it not?

N J P** O

Immortalised by Brian's mom.

N Fck O

the false messiah.

No, he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.........! :o

redrus

I appologise for the unladylike language!

Chownah, chill man, I would be happy if you kayo and I were grouped together as Bedlam's most boring posters. What an honour!

Jet, I have had a few (hic) glasses of wine and I don't know what you are on about! do you wish to join the trio of boring Bedlamites to make a foursome? The pleasure would be all ours, of course.

I appologise for the unladylike language!

Chownah, chill man, I would be happy if you kayo and I were grouped together as Bedlam's most boring posters. What an honour!

Jet, I have had a few (hic) glasses of wine and I don't know what you are on about! do you wish to join the trio of boring Bedlamites to make a foursome? The pleasure would be all ours, of course.

Yes, please. We could be the Chokaghago Quartet aka the Choke and Gag Em Grumblers. I have no musical abilities, I'm afraid, but perhaps I could keep a rhythm going by repeating N J P** O every 30 seconds.

N J P** O.......N J P** O.......N J P** O.......N J P** O.......N J P** O.......N J P** O.......N J P** O.......N J P** O.......

Maybe I could change the tempo every few refrains with N J P** O slaggers of this post.......

Could I also bang a tambourine or rattle some marracas or morrocans or whatever those things are called?

You can shake your marracas in front of me anytime!

You can shake your marracas in front of me anytime!

ok no more drinks for you, suegha. :o

Actually, I got a pair of maraccas for Christmas when I was 11. But I was so stoned I could not figure out what they were. Just got home from the hospital after two future NHL players threw me agains the boards at our weekly hockey game in 40 below weather at our outdoor community rink and broke my arm. The twinkling Christmas tree never looked so pretty as that year.

Edited because Grover sneaked in a post and I thus need to clarify what the pair is.

You can shake your marracas in front of me anytime!

ok no more drinks for you, suegha. :o

There's afew more with my name on them. Suegha wine sounds good!

Actually, I got a pair for Christmas when I was 11. But I was so stoned I could not figure out what they were. Just got home from the hospital after two future NHL players threw me agains the boards at our weekly hockey game in 40 below weather at our outdoor community rink and broke my arm. The twinkling Christmas tree never looked so pretty as that year.

Whackey story Jet, nice one!

Mary Had a Little Lamb...

Quite Amazing since she was hanging out with a Goat... :o

Mary who? Doing it with farm animals? They have a word for that and the act is not allowed.

Mary Had a Little Lamb...

Quite Amazing since she was hanging out with a Goat... :o

Mary who? Doing it with farm animals? They have a word for that and the act is not allowed.

C'Mon Jet...Tell the story about you Snake Hair they are not animals but you're Human and the hair is Reptilian ????

Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

I hope your happy now i bared my soul to all and sundry??

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

Ey tatty ed, yoos got a nose that cud push snow. In fac, me old fella cud have maid money wit yoos, strap ya to dee front of dee Purge Oh an made way for deesent peeple.

Sorry.... what was the question again? :D

//edit/clarity

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

Ey tatty ed, yoos got a nose that cud push snow. In fac, me old fella cud have maid money wit yoos, strap ya to dee front of dee Purge Oh an made way for deesent peeple.

Sorry.... what was the question again? :D

//edit/clarity

:D

Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

I hope your happy now i bared my soul to all and sundry??

Saw you entry, thanks. I only speak scouse conversationally as I'm not a 'local'. Fluency takes dedication.

Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

I hope your happy now i bared my soul to all and sundry??

Saw you entry, thanks. I only speak scouse conversationally as I'm not a 'local'. Fluency takes dedication.

Hey Tigie see I really am almost Human..

In a funny sort of way.. :D

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Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Interesting that you would expect that posters would stay on topic here in bedlam....I want to stress that it is not threads that either do or do not stay on topic, it is the posters who do this or not. I guess you probably thought that my incredible force of will would keep everyone on the straight and narrow but I'll tell you that using my incredible force of will for a task like that is like casting pearls before swine or chocolate before grapefruit (if you've never eaten chocolate before grapefruit....don't).

Chownah

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I forgot. This one is for you especially, Chowna.

Bo. Diddley. :o

Thanks man and a great big "Elmo James" right back at ya!!!

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Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

I hope your happy now i bared my soul to all and sundry??

Saw you entry, thanks. I only speak scouse conversationally as I'm not a 'local'. Fluency takes dedication.

Hey Tigie see I really am almost Human..

In a funny sort of way.. :D

Like we used to say in the sandbox, "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades"....or was it "Close only counts....."...........whatever.

You are correct thought that your attempts at displaying human characteristics can only be discribed as "in a funny sort of way".

Man I'm really being a slagger lately......I really hope its offending anyone.

Chownah

Can't see this thread going too far though.

Okay, I was wrong, but it has not remained on topic!

Tiggy It hasnt stayed on thread caiuse not too many of us Humans speak Scouse... :o

I hope your happy now i bared my soul to all and sundry??

Saw you entry, thanks. I only speak scouse conversationally as I'm not a 'local'. Fluency takes dedication.

Hey Tigie see I really am almost Human..

In a funny sort of way.. :D

Like we used to say in the sandbox, "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades"....or was it "Close only counts....."...........whatever.

You are correct thought that your attempts at displaying human characteristics can only be discribed as "in a funny sort of way".

Man I'm really being a slagger lately......I really hope its offending anyone.

Chownah

Water off a Ducks back.. :D

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