Boy am I pissed at Thailand!

[Nyezhov]

13 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

All Australian dogs outback are called Blue. Blue Heeler, geddit?

and all the girls named Sheila?

 

Do they have Pringles in Oz, Dorothy?

[Nyezhov]

1 hour ago, Small Joke said:

Is Spasso still rockin? A long time past, yous truly befriended a wealthy farang non-western chick there, whose husband was on some 'secret diplomat' mission across the border, nothing happened between us, but I became her 'wine advisor' and we always had a table full of pretty little hangers-on getting expensively liquored real good on the UNHCRs tab. Happy Fridays they were!

And the point is...

Shit goes awry here all the time, but when the night falls, ah Sabailand!

I dont know any nation whose everyday office ladies party better!

 

Spasso is fun. Ive graduated from Hillary 1 and 2 to there

[Sydebolle]

Sit back and enjoy a glass of wine, everything else is to no use - regretfully! 

[Lacessit]

10 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

and all the girls named Sheila?

 

Do they have Pringles in Oz, Dorothy?

I really should start charging you tuition fees.

Sheila is Australian slang for any woman. There are a few that are named Sheila, to save time.

Yes, we have Pringles Original, Sour cream and Onion, Cheese etc. etc. Unbroken. Unfortunately off my permitted foods list, due to a gall bladder sludge problem.

[catman20]

On 11/16/2018 at 7:11 PM, Nyezhov said:

A Pringle must be admired alone for it's perfect artificiality without real food like dip to ruin it. Sometimes I just like to stack and restack them into piles before consumption!

dont some of you guys eat some crap.

[Nyezhov]

2 hours ago, catman20 said:

dont some of you guys eat some crap.

You only live once!

 

Would you rather die with a gut full of Broccoli and a small glass of homemade juice in your hands doing yoga after running your 4th marathon of the month, or keel over with a belly stuffed with Rare Prime Rib and Cheescake whilst slugging down Samsong Colah as a lithe girl 1/3 your age bounces on top of you?

 

Choose wisely, every one goes.

[Nyezhov]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I really should start charging you tuition fees.

Sheila is Australian slang for any woman. There are a few that are named Sheila, to save time.

Yes, we have Pringles Original, Sour cream and Onion, Cheese etc. etc. Unbroken. Unfortunately off my permitted foods list, due to a gall bladder sludge problem.

Ah. Was it the Lager then? My British friends tell me that Aussies always have Gall Bladder problems because they drink so much.

 

I have never been to Australia and appreciate the education. So what do you say when you have a girlfriend named Sheila? Hi, this is my sheila, Sheila? And is it girlfriend or sheilafriend? And are only Aussie sheilas Sheilas? What do you call Thai sheilas then? Poons? Pims? Porns?

Edited November 19, 2018 by Nyezhov

[Lacessit]

53 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Ah. Was it the Lager then? My British friends tell me that Aussies always have Gall Bladder problems because they drink so much.

 

I have never been to Australia and appreciate the education. So what do you say when you have a girlfriend named Sheila? Hi, this is my sheila, Sheila? And is it girlfriend or sheilafriend? And are only Aussie sheilas Sheilas? What do you call Thai sheilas then? Poons? Pims? Porns?

I've always been a moderate drinker, so your explanation doesn't hold water. Or beer. Although many Australians drink cold beer because Australia is hot. Your British friends drink warm beer and eat cold pork pies because, IMHO, their taste buds were removed at birth by the government under their NHS.

You would say this is my girlfriend/fiancee/wife, Sheila. I don't know what other nationalities are called. I get brownie points for calling my Thai GF teerak.

Edited November 19, 2018 by Lacessit

[Lacessit]

50 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

You only live once!

 

Would you rather die with a gut full of Broccoli and a small glass of homemade juice in your hands doing yoga after running your 4th marathon of the month, or keel over with a belly stuffed with Rare Prime Rib and Cheescake whilst slugging down Samsong Colah as a lithe girl 1/3 your age bounces on top of you?

 

Choose wisely, every one goes.

Only on top? You lack imagination in that department, although I'll give full credit in other areas.

Samsong Cola? Are you on a tight budget? If you're dying, at least treat yourself to some Balvenie.

[Nyezhov]

42 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Your British friends drink warm beer and eat cold pork pies because, IMHO, their taste buds were removed at birth by the government under their NHS.

I knew it! I figured there was an explanation for an English breakfast.

 

38 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Only on top? You lack imagination in that department, although I'll give full credit in other areas.

Tough to drink while on top mate. Its all a compromise. And I usually eat before so I dont need a place to rest my plate with a rare Tomahawk do I?

 

40 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Samsong Cola? Are you on a tight budget? If you're dying, at least treat yourself to some Balvenie.

Scotch gives me heartburn plus with all the news about fake booze (hey look alliteration) I need to ensure myself of quality and purity, plus Mehkong is hard to find and the Moto Taxi guys refuse to share their Lao Khao.

 

I bought Pringles last night. I shook 42 cans until I was asked to leave. Sometimes Thais dont have a sense of humour, I had bananas on my head like a fat Carmen Miranda and was shaking like Shakira having an epileptic fit to impress the girls that just stand there in the aisles to point out things.  Maybe because my pathetic attempts at booty shakes are more like belly rolls.  Anyway, Thai people like to point, I see it on the news every day, so I am glad to see that pointing is a job.

 

They had US Pringles for 79 baht on sale, so I picked the Thai ones cuz I am a chaep Charlie and have gone native. I may do the unveiling tonight!

[catman20]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

You only live once!

 

Would you rather die with a gut full of Broccoli and a small glass of homemade juice in your hands doing yoga after running your 4th marathon of the month, or keel over with a belly stuffed with Rare Prime Rib and Cheescake whilst slugging down Samsong Colah as a lithe girl 1/3 your age bounces on top of you?

 

Choose wisely, every one goes.

yes exactly CHOOSE wisely. some where in between sounds good to me. if you dont choose wisely you may find you go a lot sooner than others my friend. 

[catman20]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

You only live once!

 

Would you rather die with a gut full of Broccoli and a small glass of homemade juice in your hands doing yoga after running your 4th marathon of the month, or keel over with a belly stuffed with Rare Prime Rib and Cheescake whilst slugging down Samsong Colah as a lithe girl 1/3 your age bounces on top of you?

 

Choose wisely, every one goes.

as far as im aware  you only die once also

[pgrahmm]

50 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

I knew it! I figured there was an explanation for an English breakfast.

 

Tough to drink while on top mate. Its all a compromise. And I usually eat before so I dont need a place to rest my plate with a rare Tomahawk do I?

 

Scotch gives me heartburn plus with all the news about fake booze (hey look alliteration) I need to ensure myself of quality and purity, plus Mehkong is hard to find and the Moto Taxi guys refuse to share their Lao Khao.

 

I bought Pringles last night. I shook 42 cans until I was asked to leave. Sometimes Thais dont have a sense of humour, I had bananas on my head like a fat Carmen Miranda and was shaking like Shakira having an epileptic fit to impress the girls that just stand there in the aisles to point out things.  Maybe because my pathetic attempts at booty shakes are more like belly rolls.  Anyway, Thai people like to point, I see it on the news every day, so I am glad to see that pointing is a job.

 

They had US Pringles for 79 baht on sale, so I picked the Thai ones cuz I am a chaep Charlie and have gone native. I may do the unveiling tonight!

 

[Nyezhov]

1 hour ago, catman20 said:

as far as im aware  you only die once also

Not if you are a Buddhist

[Nyezhov]

35 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

 

Im not dead am I...that looks like Heaven. Where are my 42 virgins?

[Lacessit]

3 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

 

Scotch gives me heartburn plus with all the news about fake booze (hey look alliteration) I need to ensure myself of quality and purity, plus Mehkong is hard to find and the Moto Taxi guys refuse to share their Lao Khao.

 

Your education at the hands of a mere colonial continues. Alliteration refers to the repetition of the same consonant in a phrase or sentence. Assonance refers to the repetition of similar-sounding vowels.

As in " How now, brown cow?" ( Assonance ) "Fairly full, black bull". ( Assonance and alliteration combined ). Although if I was to stretch in your favor, ws and z might be called the same-sounding consonant.

You will get an invoice shortly. Yes, you are dealing with a pedant.

[catman20]

18 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Not if you are a Buddhist

or a fool

[Nyezhov]

17 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Your education at the hands of a mere colonial continues. Alliteration refers to the repetition of the same consonant in a phrase or sentence. Assonance refers to the repetition of similar-sounding vowels.

As in " How now, brown cow?" ( Assonance ) "Fairly full, black bull". ( Assonance and alliteration combined ). Although if I was to stretch in your favor, ws and z might be called the same-sounding consonant.

You will get an invoice shortly. Yes, you are dealing with a pedant.

Whoa there Ned Kelly, Im a colonial too PLUS Im wretched refuse floating like a turd on teeming shores. But I dont mangle the Presidents English. Its clearly alliteration, you guys dont use consonants anyway.

[Lacessit]

6 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Whoa there Ned Kelly, Im a colonial too PLUS Im wretched refuse floating like a turd on teeming shores. But I dont mangle the Presidents English. Its clearly alliteration, you guys dont use consonants anyway.

Very poetic, I'll have to remember that for chats at my golf club. I hope you are not mistaking me for a Kiwi, they use interchangeable vowels.

Did you deliberately leave out the apostrophes to tease me?

[Nyezhov]

25 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Very poetic, I'll have to remember that for chats at my golf club. I hope you are not mistaking me for a Kiwi, they use interchangeable vowels.

Did you deliberately leave out the apostrophes to tease me?

Frank Zappa stole my Apostrophe. Figure that out Downunder.

 

And does your Golf Club answer.

 

Edited November 20, 2018 by Nyezhov

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

Frank Zappa stole my Apostrophe. Figure that out Downunder.

 

And does your Golf Club answer.

 

Are you apostate, or do you have problems peeing? That may be why you are pissed at Thailand.

 I can have them talking sometimes.

Edited November 20, 2018 by Lacessit

[Nyezhov]

26 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I can have them talking sometimes

Nice. Talk to the clubs and they talk back. I'm not worthy to use the same bandwidth as you.

[ravip]

On 11/16/2018 at 5:41 PM, Nyezhov said:

A Pringle must be admired alone for it's perfect artificiality without real food like dip to ruin it. Sometimes I just like to stack and restack them into piles before consumption!

With all your problems... I can only say my deepest sympathies to you.

[Nyezhov]

4 minutes ago, ravip said:

With all your problems... I can only say my deepest sympathies to you.

Try making Pringles stand on edge. thats a problem

[CharlieH]

6 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Try making Pringles stand on edge. thats a problem

Next time your stuck indoors .......try this.......

 

 

[Nyezhov]

22 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Next time your stuck indoors .......try this.......

 

 

What concerns me is that you knew about this video. What else are you hiding from us?

[Tweedle dee]

OP reminds me of a dude on patts addicts Walter A....now missing believed dead.

[Nyezhov]

 

OP reminds me of a dude on patts addicts Walter A....now missing believed dead.

Naw dude Im alive and havent been on Patt Addicts forever.

[CharlieH]

Off topic "chatting" removed.

Suggest you use PM for that please,

[Andrew Dwyer]

A few years ago I discovered Multigrain Pringles while working in the US and sadly have not found them elsewhere .

I yearn to be reunited with the Rolls Royce of the Pringles family !!

Not even Prosecco and Pink Peppercorn or Pigs in Blankets ( yes they do exist !! ) excite the taste buds !

Maybe only Roast Chicken and Herbs could come close ??

Please tell me you can get Multigrain Farmhouse Cheddar Pringles in LOS !! [emoji30]

( eagle eyed posters may have noticed what looks like a feeble attempt to turn this into another thread about cheese !!
Pure coincidence !! )