Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 Towels - the leading cause of dry skin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Yellowtail Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: The local Subway shop is advertising for staff. They are looking for someone to fill the roll. Those guys make a lot of bread... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: I like being self deprecating, but I'm not very good at it. I am not sure if I am meant to agree with you or not! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog." I wonder when he learned that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction. If you have mixed the bottles up does that mean you now have a load of stiff cardboard on your hands etc after using some tissues 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: The local Subway shop is advertising for staff. They are looking for someone to fill the roll. Can you get your teeth into that job to make it realy fullfilling? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: I asked my mate how long he'd been wearing an earring. He said it was since his wife found it in his car. Is he still wearing the suspenders and stockings? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: Towels - the leading cause of dry skin. Personnaly I don't like either towels or masseurs as they both seem to rub me up the wrong way! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post farang51 Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: Nice offer on Amazon - If you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand & deliver. They're trying to be Prince Charming, delivering Antmusic. Then again, they have to if they want to be Kings of the Wild Frontier (Amazon); otherwise their competitors would snatch all the customers. It's a Dog Eat Dog world out there; Hard to get a Room at the Top. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 4 hours ago, fangless said: I wonder when he learned that? I'm not sure, but the story rings a bell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted September 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2021 A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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