Worst Joke Ever 2024

ballpoint · February 26, 2022

ballpoint · February 26, 2022

tomazbodner · February 26, 2022

On 2/23/2022 at 6:51 AM, Crossy said:

Well now you know!

tomazbodner · February 26, 2022

On 2/23/2022 at 9:36 PM, chickenslegs said:

An empty tank reduces the resale value of a Lada by 95%

That was the joke on Yugo.... Yugo 45 for sale, 100 EUR. Potential buyer called to ask is that with full or empty tank? That's actually true story from Croatia ????

ravip · February 26, 2022

In a crowded New York City at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a burly man who was standing behind her picked her up effortlessly by the waist and placed her gently on the steps of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the Good Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch me! I don't even know who you are!"

The man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my jeans three times,
I kinda figured we were friends."

Yellowtail · February 26, 2022

17 minutes ago, ravip said:

In a crowded New York City at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.

Which one is the crowded one?

ravip · February 26, 2022

ravip · February 26, 2022

ravip · February 26, 2022

Mike Teavee · February 26, 2022

2 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

Over 50 and from somewhere besides the US...

You mean UK surely as that’s about the only place where the Nolan sisters would be known (British, 56 & I’m too young to know them)

Yellowtail · February 26, 2022

35 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said:

You mean UK surely as that’s about the only place where the Nolan sisters would be known (British, 56 & I’m too young to know them)

I meant that along with being over 50, to get the joke one would not be from the US.

Edited February 26, 2022 by Yellowtail
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Mike Teavee · February 26, 2022

Just now, Yellowtail said:

I meant that along with being over 50, to get the joke one would be from the US.

Lol, I got the joke straight away (& have had that tune stuck in my head ever since) but thought only guys over 50 & from the UK would get it…

Never knew that the Nolan sisters made it in/to the US

Yellowtail · February 26, 2022

5 minutes ago, Mike Teavee said:

Lol, I got the joke straight away (& have had that tune stuck in my head ever since) but thought only guys over 50 & from the UK would get it…

Never knew that the Nolan sisters made it in/to the US

Sorry, missed the not...