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13 hours ago, ballpoint said:

My budgie escaped from its cage and somehow mated with my dog.

I've got a couple of puppies going cheep if anyone's interested.

An Australian woman crossed her budgie with a crocodile. One day it bit her arm off and said "Who's  a naughty boy then?"

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Doting Jewish mother meeting her daughter coming off her flight; next to her, holding hands, is a Native American gentleman of noble bearing, with the most beautifully woven cloak, a plume of exotic feathers upon his head and a richly decorated stick in hand.
Mother screeches:
"Oy vey iz mir! No, no! I said a RICH doctor!"

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Man dressed in cricket whites walks very slow into a doctors surgery.

Man. “Doc, you’ve got to help me, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my rear“


Doc. “Oh really? Howzat?”


Man. “Don’t you bloody start!”

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