Worst Joke Ever 2024

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I bought a blacksmith business the other day without seeing it first.

It wasn't until later that I found out that the whole thing was a forgery.

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I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
Apparently I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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When I was younger I made a really big sandcastle with my Grandma.
No one else at the cremation was impressed.

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Why are all gender equality officers female?
Because it's cheaper.

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When I visited my doctor earlier the nurse immediately said "I see you have an iron deficiency."
I said "how can you tell"
She said "Your shirt's really creased"

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I was in a bad car accident last week and police have been examining the skid-marks to investigate what happened.
So far they have worked out that the other driver was a hell of a lot more scared than me

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I was in a bad car accident last week and police have been examining the skid-marks to investigate what happened.
So far they have worked out that the other driver was a hell of a lot more scared than me

Took me a while to get this...

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8 hours ago, roo860 said:

Yeah like that ever happens.

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