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There were 3 men in a nursing home. The first guy says โ€œI wish I could do pee like I used to, but all I can do is drips and dribbles". The second guy says โ€œ I wish I could poop but I strain and strain and nothing". The third guy says โ€œEvery morning at 7:30 I pee a river, nonstop. At 7:35 I poop nice and easy, just comes out smooth.โ€ The first guy says โ€œThen what are you griping about?โ€ The third guy says, โ€œWell, I don't get up until 9:30!โ€

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