Worst Joke Ever 2024

[roo860]

[roo860]

RIP Rolf Harris

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[ravip]

3 men - a priest, a construction worker and an executive - board a plane and have adjoining  seats in First Class.

 

The flight attendant welcomes them and gives each a complimentary copy of the Wall Street Journal.

 

They each quickly turn to the crossword puzzle and start.

 

About 20 minutes later the construction worker folds up his paper and looks out the window.  The other 2 glance at him a couple of times with some surprise/skepticism.

 

Finally the executive leans forward and says across the priest to the laborer: “did you already solve that whole puzzle?”   To which the guy replies: “yeah it was pretty easy today”.

 

So the executive then asks if he’ll mind giving him a hint on an answer. The guy agrees “sure”. 

Executive: number 5 across - clue: a four letter word that is of feminine origin - I have the last 3 letters as _UNT. 

Worker:   Yup that’s easy it’s aunt A-U-N-T”

Priest speaks up: “Either of you guys have an eraser?”

[ravip]

Sit for 10 mins with an alcoholic - you will feel life is very stress free.

 

Sit for 10 mins with a priest, monk, sadhus & sanyasis - you will feel like gifting away everything to charity.

 

Sit for 10 mins with a politician - you will feel all your studies are useless.

 

Sit for 10 mins with a life insurance agent - you will feel that it is better to die.

 

Sit for 10 mins with traders - you will feel your earnings are too meagre.

 

Sit for 10 mins with scientists - you will feel the enormity of your ignorance.

 

Sit for 10 mins with good teachers - you will feel like wanting to become a student again.

 

Sit for 10 mins with a farmer or a worker - you will feel you are not working hard enough.

 

Sit for 10 mins with a soldier - you will feel your services & sacrifices are insignificant.

 

Sit for 10 mins with a good friend - you will feel your life is heaven!

 

Sit for 10 mins with your wife - you will feel you are the most useless person on earth.*

[Rimmer]

A post joke in pretty bad taste has been removed

[owl sees all]

All together now to the tune of 'Tie me Kangaroo down; sport."

 

'Come watch me burn in hell; sport.'

[roo860]

[jvs]

4 hours ago, roo860 said:

Dead?

 

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"Boarding has been delayed for a while".

[VocalNeal]

3 hours ago, roo860 said:

Is it satin? No it's brand new.

[KannikaP]

Can you tell who it is yet?

[dcsw53]

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