ballpoint Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mum and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 (edited) 25 minutes ago, ballpoint said: nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'” Followed shortly by a Kick in the ass and a Torrent of abuse! Edited June 4, 2023 by scottiejohn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VocalNeal Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 I see Buddha in a seated position. But I'll get back to my morning toast with Jesus on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 2 hours ago, scottiejohn said: Followed shortly by a Kick in the ass and a Torrent of abuse! Sounds terminal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: Sounds terminal. The kid is only a disconnected extension of himself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VBF Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 22 hours ago, Crossy said: I am of such massive age that ... And I'm so old, i know just what you mean! ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, roo860 said: Is it drumming up gay space travel and possible colon-isation perhaps? Edited June 4, 2023 by scottiejohn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 hour ago, roo860 said: Stone me, a really religious killer post! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted June 4, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2023 21 minutes ago, VBF said: And I'm so old, i know just what you mean! ???? I'm so old I can't remember what it is, never mind what it smells like! PS; I'm not just talking about the post above, I'm talking about everything, I think! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted June 4, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2023 Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread? "Worst joke ever" means that some of the jokes will be lame, or cringeworthy. We do not all have the same sense of humour - IMO, that's what keeps the thread popular. What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson! What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two! I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. 2 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MJCM Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 8 hours ago, chickenslegs said: Is anyone else curious to know who is posting so many "sad" emojis in this thread? Moderators will know, they can see who is trolling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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