Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[roo860]

On 7/2/2023 at 7:59 PM, roo860 said:

 

 

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[Crossy]

A vision of the future in 1930 by Echte Wagner, a German margarine company, ring any bells?

 

 

More disturbingly accurate illustrations here https://flashbak.com/wonderful-futuristic-visions-of-germany-by-artists-in-1930-381451/

 

[billd766]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

A vision of the future in 1930 by Echte Wagner, a German margarine company, ring any bells?

 

 

More disturbingly accurate illustrations here https://flashbak.com/wonderful-futuristic-visions-of-germany-by-artists-in-1930-381451/

 

Thank you for that link as I found it a very interesting read.

 

It seems that many of the ideas of 90 years ago are coming to life though not necessarily as thought of at the time.

 

That lead me on to look up airships.

 

For those of us who prefer a slower but more comfortable ride.

 

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/future-of-airships-new-planes

 

 

Edited August 1, 2023 by billd766
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[isaanistical]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

A vision of the future in 1930 by Echte Wagner, a German margarine company, ring any bells?

 

 

More disturbingly accurate illustrations here https://flashbak.com/wonderful-futuristic-visions-of-germany-by-artists-in-1930-381451/

 

Thannks from here too. Wonderful stuff, some of it evocative of the superb Heath Robinson, but some is muchmore "feasible".

Related: on the same website I saw this. What a memory-jerker this is:

"Sandwiches. London 1972"

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3 hours ago, isaanistical said:

Thannks from here too. Wonderful stuff, some of it evocative of the superb Heath Robinson, but some is muchmore "feasible".

Related: on the same website I saw this. What a memory-jerker this is:

"Sandwiches. London 1972"

 

M&S currently have ham and mustard for 2.25 a pop ???? 

 

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35 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

M&S currently have ham and mustard for 2.25 a pop ???? 

 

not off a stack made at 10am and maybe still around at 3pm on a slow day. You tried to avoid the soggy egg-and-mayo.

All placed in a brown paper bag for eating in a nearby park if it wasn't snowing.

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Illusion 

 

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I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order.

 

So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

 

The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again.

Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.