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ballpoint Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: More of a sinking feeling in my case! Plumbing the depths again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 minute ago, ballpoint said: Plumbing the depths again. Just plugging the gaps in the conversations! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2023 I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", The operator said "Oh no! Not you again"! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2023 "My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll soon see about that." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I know I said that I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2023 I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah at the local zoo; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one". 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VocalNeal Posted August 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2023 2 hours ago, scottiejohn said: More of a sinking feeling in my case! on what are you basin your feelings???? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 3 hours ago, VocalNeal said: on what are you basin your feelings???? I am too drained at the moment to go into details but it was basically on some hot advice that was showered on me when I was swimming around plumbing the depths looking for a steaming hot solution! So I just pooled all the data before it went cold on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Group Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Betty, quietly got up, took her boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Pussy and Willy from school and go get dinner." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 My Dermatologist was fired today He made too many rash decisions while scratching around for remedies'! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bi-satchel. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Wanted to get some stuff from the paper shop today but discovered it had blown away in last night's storm! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 A good job it is summer and don't need any heating! Slept like a log last night! I just woke up in the fireplace with one hell of a hangover! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2023 I met a Dutch girl last week who wore inflatable shoes, Tried to phone her up to arrange a date but unfortunately I've been told she'd popped her clogs. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Went to the corner shop yesterday - bought 4 corners. Bloody wife went round the bend when I told her! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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