Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[KannikaP]

23 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

 

 

Brilliant. Thanks. Reminds me of Children's Favourites on the Light Programme.

Now let's have Three Billy Goats Gruff to help the Trolls on here.

[KannikaP]

17 hours ago, transam said:

Think I did, had subtitles.....????

No, it was submarines !

 

17 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

It is best if watched in the original German!!

Danke ! Ooops, English only on AN.

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23 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Brilliant. Thanks. Reminds me of Children's Favourites on the Light Programme.

Now let's have Three Billy Goats Gruff to help the Trolls on here.

 

Your wish ...

 

 

[KannikaP]

12 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Your wish ...

 

 

And Joe Brown playing All Things Bright & Beautiful turned me onto playing guitar.. 

Uncle what was he called? 

 

Just remembered Uncle Mac. Then that DJ took over.

Edited September 30, 2023 by KannikaP

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Slightly even more off topic:-

 

[billd766]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Brilliant. Thanks. Reminds me of Children's Favourites on the Light Programme.

Now let's have Three Billy Goats Gruff to help the Trolls on here.

Say no more squire, Say no more.

 

 

As an alternative there is this.

 

Now you are spoiled for choice.

 

 

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Edited September 30, 2023 by ravip

[KannikaP]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

And Joe Brown playing All Things Bright & Beautiful turned me onto playing guitar.. 

Uncle what was he called? 

 

Just remembered Uncle Mac. Then that DJ took over.

Sandy Mac Pherson

[billd766]

34 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Sandy Mac Pherson

According to Wikipedia,

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Favourites

 

Uncle Mac was Derek McCulloch, known as Uncle Mac.

 

The programme played requests from children of all ages. For the first 11 years of its run, the programme was introduced by Derek McCulloch, known as Uncle Mac. McCulloch's grandfatherly tone was quintessentially 'old-school' BBC.[2] His opening words "Hello children, everywhere!", his catch-phrase was a modification of his much earlier closing words "Goodnight children, everywhere" on Children's Hour.

 

He was the one that I remember until I left home in January 1960. 

 

McCulloch made his last broadcast in 1965 and several other presenters were tried including Leslie Crowther. After BBC Radio 1 and BBC Radio 2 were launched, the show was renamed Junior Choice and simultaneously broadcast on both stations.

 

I only have a very vague memory of Sandy MacPherson. All I can remember is the announcer saying something like " and here is Sandy MacPherson at the theatre organ".

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_MacPherson

 

After the war, MacPherson also periodically gave recitals on parish church organs in England and Wales. He retired from the position of BBC Theatre Organist in 1963 and the BBC sold the 5-manual 27-rank Moller organ, it being assumed that the days of theatre-organ music were over, with audience numbers for this genre fast declining.

[KannikaP]

49 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Sandy Mac Pherson

Sorry sorry, it was Derek McCulloch.

Don't just put a Confused emoji, tell me the correct answer next time please.

[KannikaP]

2 minutes ago, billd766 said:

According to Wikipedia,

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children's_Favourites

 

Uncle Mac was Derek McCulloch, known as Uncle Mac.

 

The programme played requests from children of all ages. For the first 11 years of its run, the programme was introduced by Derek McCulloch, known as Uncle Mac. McCulloch's grandfatherly tone was quintessentially 'old-school' BBC.[2] His opening words "Hello children, everywhere!", his catch-phrase was a modification of his much earlier closing words "Goodnight children, everywhere" on Children's Hour.

 

He was the one that I remember until I left home in January 1960. 

 

McCulloch made his last broadcast in 1965 and several other presenters were tried including Leslie Crowther. After BBC Radio 1 and BBC Radio 2 were launched, the show was renamed Junior Choice and simultaneously broadcast on both stations.

 

I only have a very vague memory of Sandy MacPherson. All I can remember is the announcer saying something like " and here is Sandy MacPherson at the theatre organ".

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_MacPherson

 

After the war, MacPherson also periodically gave recitals on parish church organs in England and Wales. He retired from the position of BBC Theatre Organist in 1963 and the BBC sold the 5-manual 27-rank Moller organ, it being assumed that the days of theatre-organ music were over, with audience numbers for this genre fast declining.

Thank you, and I have just posted my apology for getting it wrong.

Rock on Wikipedia!

[KannikaP]

4 minutes ago, billd766 said:

"Hello children, everywhere!", his catch-phrase was a modification of his much earlier closing words "Goodnight children, everywhere" on Children's Hour.

Listen to Ringo's last words, written by John, on Goodnight off The White Album.....Goodnight everybody, everybody, everywhere. 

[billd766]

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Sorry sorry, it was Derek McCulloch.

Don't just put a Confused emoji, tell me the correct answer next time please.

The confusion was mine and not yours. I had to do a search first to make sure I had the right guy.  

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[KannikaP]

7 minutes ago, billd766 said:

The confusion was mine and not yours. I had to do a search first to make sure I had the right guy.  

Hey, we both got there in the end.

Ed Stewart was the DJ.   'Ello there.

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7 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Sandy Mac Pherson

And if my memory serves me right Paddy Feeny had a stint, I think it was him that played my request.

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11 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Hook & Eye ...

 

who can I blame for this?

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