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A housewife goes into the butcher and asks “is that yer Ayrshire bacon?”

Butcher replies, “Naw madam - I'm just standing a bit too close to the electric heater”

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Chinese woman with blurred visions goes to an ophthalmologist to have her eyes checked. After examining her, the doctor says:  "you have cataracts.". The woman says: "No have cataract, have rinkon continental. 

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We all have to do our part to save the planet right?

My contribution is not that great but even the smallest things matter.

I recycle things.

After using a tooth pick i put it back in the dispenser.

 

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