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A WOMAN HAD BEEN ON THE GAME FOR 4 YEARS AND WAS WORRIED

 

ABOUT THE SIZE OF HER FANNY ON HER WEDDING NIGHT SO SHE DECIDED

 

TO TELL HER HUSBAND SHE CAUGHT IT CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

 

AFTER AN HOUR IN BED WITH HER HE SAID "HOW FAR ACROSS THE FIELD

 

WERE YOU BEFORE YOU REALISED IT WAS CAUGHT?"

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Vaccine-skeptic Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says that in 2010 he began experiencing memory loss and became concerned about a brain tumor; doctors later found a dead parasite in his brain…..this type of parasite lived on active brain matter, but died of starvation.

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it's worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey", died peacefully at the age of 83.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in……………and it all went downhill from there!!

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55 minutes ago, xylophone said:

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She looks Russian, possibly the same who had the 'fling' with a Korean based American soldier. 

 

Is that Putin in the bear costume? Giving her the next mission? 

Is he grabbing her derriere or just splitting the difference? 

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