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By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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In their sibling’s shadow

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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“Oh my God, Bernie! You’re wearing one of my nylons?”

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“I asked you a question, buddy. … What’s the square root of 5,248?”

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Now I'm ready for the canvassing.

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My wife and I were arguing about which vowel is the best.

I won.

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2 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

“Whoa! Whoa! C’mon, you guys! This is just a friendly game of cards—ease up on those acid-filled beakers.”

Those are erlenmeyer flasks, not beakers.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A slight mis-quote from the Duke of Wellington, which, looking at the photo still seems apt today.

"I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me".

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9 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Fahrenheit should have subtracted 32 to from his age.

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13 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

“Oh my God, Bernie! You’re wearing one of my nylons?”

Caught in the act! Didn't have a leg to stand on.

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