Worst Joke Ever 2024

[ballpoint]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Digitalbanana]

[Crossy]

[Yellowtail]

17 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Oh, what acute joke

Are you being obtuse?

What's your angle? 

[oxo1947]

[Mike Teavee]

4 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Looks like you’re carrying some emotional baggage there. 

[Crossy]

Confirmation that Donald trump is indeed an alien: -

 

 

 

[Crossy]

[Yellowtail]

6 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Would that not depend on who found it? 

[Yellowtail]

The first blatantly sexual comment on television: "Gee Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?" 

[ballpoint]

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

I used to feel that way, but I've since gone off them.

Now I'm an

[dinga]

Wonder how long it took for the pigeon to beat Mike Teavee

 

osted 9 hours ago (edited)

  9 hours ago, dinga said:

You are delusional (since when have I wanted to discuss remitted Australian Income?)

 

Enough for me - no point in further arguing the bleeding obvious and adding to non-relevant content when I sought to achieve the opposite. 

Ok, so you're gripe is that we shouldn't discuss UK remitted income on here... Understood.... 

 

I'm off for a game of chess with a pigeon... 

 

 

Edited 9 hours ago by Mike Teavee

[Yellowtail]

14 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

I used to feel that way, but I've since gone off them.

Now I'm an

Fume extractor? 

[oxo1947]

[oxo1947]

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[Baht Simpson]

I just had an ad on my phone that said it's perfectly o.k. to have sex at 82.

 

That's great 'cos I live at number 74, so it's not a long way to go home.

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