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Worst Joke Ever 2024

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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22 hours ago, xtrnuno41 said:

This joke and variants is really old, heard it about 50 years ago, but then with a Citroen 2 CV.

I once saw an advert for the 2CV which said something like "Featuring Central Locking"

Then in smaller type "You can reach all the doors from the driver's seat" 😆

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My daughter is going out with an Italian bricklayer.

She reckons it's cement to be.

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2 minutes ago, roo860 said:

My daughter is going out with an Italian bricklayer.

She reckons it's cement to be.

With mortar come?

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Another oldie but goodie:

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