Worst Joke Ever 2024

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I wonder which Branch of the Police Force Log this sort of crime or do they just leave it for others to sweep up!

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Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers - but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.  Spoil sport!
 

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My grandfather has gone missing after eating four cans of baked beans, two cauliflowers and a jar of gherkins. As his family we have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for at least a fortnight.
 

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’“You know who really gives kids a bad name? 
Their "Celebrity" parents, especially Posh and Becks."

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“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my three younger sisters."
 

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TODAY’s DAILY INSULT; 

"He .....................(insert self styled celebrity name of choice!) has penned numerous best-selling books, mostly about the one thing that interests him more than anything else: himself!"

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Chat-up Line:-Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!

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My new year's resolution is to get back to the gym.

There’s a new machine at my gym. I used it for an hour and felt sick.

It’s really good though, does everything! Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways. The lot.

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13 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I once finished 2 marathons in the same afternoon, without even pausing in between.

Then they changed the name to Snickers.