Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[xylophone]

A woman had been on the game for four years and was worried about the size of her f@nny on her wedding night, so she decided to tell her new husband she caught it climbing over a fence.

 

After an hour in bed with her he said, "how far across the field where you before you realised it was caught?".

Edited January 6, 2022 by xylophone

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is it possible to buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Only if you have a queque mate!

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

I'm a bit wet behind the ears when it comes to this industry!  Does that meen I'm qualified for a job interview?

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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Did the civilisation of ancient Egypt break down because it was essentially just a massive pyramid scheme?

I believe it was the original "Crypto" currency but run by the Mummie's union who had it all wrapped up before the guys who gave a tootin came in and raided the tombs!

 

 

 

Edited January 6, 2022 by fangless

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Good mums let you lick the food mixer.
Great mums turn them off first!
 

Edited January 6, 2022 by fangless

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My friend David has just had his id stolen. 

Now he’s known as just "Dav"! 

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Some people are such treasures. 
You just want to bury them!

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I just can’t handle automatic doors!

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Todays Chat-up Line:-

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7 hours ago, fangless said:

I believe it was the original "Crypto" currency but run by the Mummie's union who had it all wrapped up before the guys who gave a tootin came in and raided the tombs!

 

Sounds like a Pharaoh story to me!

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1 hour ago, VBF said:

Sounds like a Pharaoh story to me!

May the Sphinx be upon you! ????

 

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Edited January 6, 2022 by roo860

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

May the Sphinx be upon you! ????

 

But does the palace have pharaohs at the bottom of the garden?  

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