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DezLez Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 11 hours ago, ballpoint said: England are 8/1 to win the World Cup.... If you're not a gambler that means if you put £10 on, you are going to lose a tenner. Excuse me but I'm not a gambler so thanks for the tip! But when you "put £10 on", what or where do I put that £10 "to lose a tenner" onto, and what do I not put it onto if I do not want to lose it?" ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, DezLez said: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles. How did you do that research? Did you go round giving octopi test tickles? That takes a lot of balls. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 12 hours ago, DezLez said: Excuse me but I'm not a gambler so thanks for the tip! But when you "put £10 on", what or where do I put that £10 "to lose a tenner" onto, and what do I not put it onto if I do not want to lose it?" ???? You put your money on the counter of a 'bookmaker', or 'bookie', on the assumption that England will win the world cup. Said bookmaker takes your money, on the assumption that you are an idiot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 I used to hate it when my mum would dress me and my twin brother in the same clothes. We could hardly walk! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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