Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Woke up this morning a bit late, about 8:15 ish. Called down to the wife and got no answer.

Got up and went downstairs to the kitchen and there she was,

Face down on the floor. Dead!

At that moment I completely lost it, my whole world fell apart, tears were welling in my eyes..............

Then a moment of pure inspiration........

....McDonalds do Breakfast until 11:00!

  • Haha 2
Posted
2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I start a new job in Seoul next week.

I thought it was a good Korea move.

 

(Unlike my buddy, who got a job in Pyongyang.)

Korea. The country has Seoul. But the cars don't.

  • Thumbs Up 1
Posted

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

 

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

 

This time, the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. 

 

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. 

 

The man replied... 

"Well, your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming," and I grinned. 

 

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to smile. 

 

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. 

 

BUT, your Honour, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...

 I just lost it...

 

"CASE DISMISSED!"

  • Haha 2

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now




×
×
  • Create New...