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Jeff Bridges: Starman (1984)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088172/characters/nm0000313

 

[Starman is driving the car, and speeds across a recently turned red light, causing crashes for the other motorists] 

Starman : Okay?

Jenny Hayden : Okay? Are you crazy? You almost got us killed! You said you watched me, you said you knew the rules!

Starman : I do know the rules.

Jenny Hayden : Oh, for your information pal, that was a *yellow* light back there!

Starman : I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast.

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