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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Reminds me of Pattaya.

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You are comparing nipples with knobs - I guess that's the problem 😂

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What about those of us who use office equipment to keep our bread fresh? 🙄😎😋

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I see we've got the sad emoji 🛎 ends out in force.

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“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”

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George Washington: general, president, visionary, ballroom break dancer.

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