Jump to content

Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

Login with your Gmail HERE and start posting in seconds! ×

Don't just read! Be part of the Community! Join the conversation ×

Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

Share

https://aseannow.com/topic/1071616-worst-joke-ever-2024/

Recommended Posts

Popular Post

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

2
3

Top Posters In This Topic

14160
9164
6258
5383

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

ballpoint 14,160 posts
WorriedNoodle 9,164 posts
Zyxel 6,258 posts
roo860 5,383 posts

Popular Days

Popular Posts

scottiejohn

December 6, 2018

warfie

June 5, 2009

oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

scottiejohn

December 7, 2018

Posted Images

Popular Post

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

4

Popular Post

Digitalbanana

Diamond Member

Digitalbanana

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

1
1
5

Popular Post

tomazbodner

Ruby Member

tomazbodner

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

Unbelievable level of trust in Boeing... And I'm not joking, above is real article!

https://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-praises-boeing-starliner

1
2

Popular Post

roo860

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

2
4

Popular Post

roo860

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

2
1
2

Popular Post

roo860

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

1
4

Popular Post

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

7

Popular Post

Ruby Member

still kicking

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

3
2

Popular Post

CHdiver

Gold Member

CHdiver

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

6

Popular Post

Ruby Member

still kicking

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

2
1
1
1
3

Popular Post

wpcoe

Platinum Member

wpcoe

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

2
8

Popular Post

carlyai

Platinum Member

carlyai

Posted July 7

Popular Post

Posted July 7

5 hours ago, still kicking said:

Ede Armin was asked how he would repair defence, he replied 'with dehammer and denails'.

1
3

Ruby Member

owl sees all

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

On 7/3/2024 at 7:13 PM, owl sees all said:

CL is correct.

13 x 3 = 39

39-7 = 32

4x4 = 16

2 x 16 = 32

Now then. How can you work out the area of a circle using a sack of Isaan rice?

Cause you are all wanting to know how to work out the are of a circle using Isaan rice, I'll tell you.

First get your circle. Then tip the Isaan rice into it. Smooth it out so it's not heaped up. When you have an even covering, simply count the grains.

Easy peasy. Who needs maths?

1
1

Popular Post

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

1
4

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

1
1

Popular Post

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

1
7

Popular Post

oxo1947

Platinum Member

oxo1947

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

4

Ruby Member

owl sees all

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

33 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

Creeps!

1

Popular Post

roo860

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

Thoughts and prayers to their window cleaner.

4

Korat Kiwi

Gold Member

Korat Kiwi

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

5 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Thoughts and prayers to their window cleaner.

Now that is creepy!

1
1

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

1

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

3

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

2

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Posted July 8

2

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

3

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

5

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

5

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

4

Popular Post

ballpoint

Posted July 8

Popular Post

Posted July 8

1
2

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Share

https://aseannow.com/topic/1071616-worst-joke-ever-2024/

Go to topic listing

Recently Browsing 1 member
- Crossy

Announcements

Topics
- 22
  
  Morning Joe Ratings Plummet After Hosts' Meeting With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
  
  Social Media · Started 13 hours ago
- 124
  
  Europe Braces for Escalation: Germany Mobilizes NATO Troops Amid Putin's Nuclear Threats
  
  Social Media · Started 13 hours ago
- 48
  
  Russian driver crashes into Thai couple’s motorcycle, denies responsibility
  
  snoop1130 · Started 21 hours ago
- 52
  
  Called at the Chonburi Taxation office
  
  Delight · Started Wednesday at 03:52 AM
- 20
  
  Trump Begins Intelligence Briefings Ahead of Return to White House
  
  Social Media · Started Wednesday at 08:05 PM
- 76
  
  RFK Jr.’s Appointment to Health Post Risks Breaking Medicine’s First Rule
  
  Social Media · Started Tuesday at 08:04 PM
- 37
  
  Arab tourist accused of assaulting ladyboy in Patong, Phuket
  
  snoop1130 · Started 21 hours ago
- 2
  
  Weird orange glow illuminates miscreants
  
  gamb00ler · Started 7 hours ago
Latest posts...
1. 22
  
  Morning Joe Ratings Plummet After Hosts' Meeting With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
  
  Can you provide a link to that claim ? Trump did invite Kayne West to Mar le go for lunch and he did turn up with two Anti semites as his own guests . When did Trump invite Nazis to dinner ?
  
  2 minutes ago in World News
2. 6,917
  
  Word Association (2024)
  
  Ignite
  
  3 minutes ago in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
3. 124
  
  Europe Braces for Escalation: Germany Mobilizes NATO Troops Amid Putin's Nuclear Threats
  
  If you posted it, I am not interested, nobody would, of a Western Putin supporter.........😌
  
  3 minutes ago in World News
4. 48
  
  Russian driver crashes into Thai couple’s motorcycle, denies responsibility
  
  What do you expect? We are writing on a bar stool level type of forum. My excuse is I never come across such people in real life and so I have a look on this site now and then just to see what the other half gets up to.
  
  3 minutes ago in Phuket News
5. 20
  
  Trump Begins Intelligence Briefings Ahead of Return to White House
  
  And in around 2 months he will be the most powerful man in the world.....way to go.....
  
  4 minutes ago in World News
6. 52
  
  Called at the Chonburi Taxation office
  
  Go bait somebody else.
  
  4 minutes ago in Jobs, Economy, Banking, Business, Investments
7. 6,917
  
  Word Association (2024)
  
  Spark
  
  4 minutes ago in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
8. 76
  
  RFK Jr.’s Appointment to Health Post Risks Breaking Medicine’s First Rule
  
  Please point to where I dispute the results. You’re right, they have nothing to do with my narrative, so what is the point of this strawman post?
  
  4 minutes ago in World News
Popular in The Pub
- 6,917
  
  Word Association (2024)
  
  ColeBOzbourne · Started December 31, 2023
- 278
  
  Why do so many Thai prostitutes marry their customers?
  
  MalcolmB · Started Sunday at 06:46 AM
- 355
  
  Thailand goes all in on The Homosexual Movement
  
  Yagoda · Started November 15
- 160
  
  Are Older Men in Thailand Trading Love for Financial Ruin
  
  CharlieH · Started October 9
- 85
  
  Little Minds come from Minuscule Screens?: Ever wonder what's wrong with kids today?
  
  GammaGlobulin · Started Monday at 04:56 PM

×

×

Create New...