Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[Zyxel]

A Pastor noticed that the wealthiest man in the community had never donated to the church. One day, the Pastor decided to call him.

"Good day," the Pastor began, "I've heard that you make millions of dollars a year, and we were wondering if you'd consider donating to our church."

The man replied, "Pastor, did you know that my mother is suffering from a chronic illness and can't afford her medical bills?"

The Pastor stammered, "No, I didn't..."

"And did you know that my sister's husband passed away, leaving her broke with four children and no job?" the man continued.

"I'm so sorry to hear that," but the man interrupted.

"Or my brother, a disabled veteran confined to a wheelchair, facing long wait lists at the VA just to see a doctor?"

The Pastor was left speechless.

The man then said, "And I don't give any money to them, so why the hell would I give any money to you?"

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[Digitalbanana]

[Zyxel]

I laugh in the face of death.

I’ve been asked to leave many funerals.

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[Yellowtail]

27 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Remember the old line: "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!" 

 

 

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A man is like a goat if you don't take care of him, he will eat other people's farms, and a woman is like a Farm, if you don't protect her she will be eaten by other people's goats.

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[Crossy]

I never realised that the Google Family lived in Sellafield!

 

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