Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[doctormann]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Don't give him ideas!!

[tomazbodner]

27 minutes ago, doctormann said:

Don't give him ideas!!

Too late!

[Crossy]

A young guy has a crippling stutter. He contacts a variety of people to see if they can help:

A shaman. A psychiatrist. A rabbi. A priest, and a prostitute.

The shaman, the psychiatrist, the rabbi and the priest give it their all, but his stutter doesn't improve.

Finally the prostitute comes in. The guy says, "what are you gonna do?" She said, "I'm gonna kneel down here and make you tingle so good."

He says, "so...

 

 

 

... same as the priest?"

 

 

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Not all trucks are created equal....

 

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Boarder came down for his day.

Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?"

Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight."

Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?"

Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian."

Old Dad; "A comedian?"

Boarder; "yes."

 

Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me."

 

Fetching my coat!

[Korat Kiwi]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

Boarder came down for his day.

Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?"

Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight."

Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?"

Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian."

Old Dad; "A comedian?"

Boarder; "yes."

 

Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me."

 

Fetching my coat!

Sorry... took me a while to think outside of the box. 

 

Like a lizard!  Or a culture club song...  

 

I'll grab your hat for you as well! 

[billd766]

3 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Sorry... took me a while to think outside of the box. 

 

Like a lizard!  Or a culture club song...  

 

I'll grab your hat for you as well! 

Close. Perhaps you should have looked up Boy George, here.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MdOYG4SZjM

 

I always thought that he was a bit "different", but I did enjoy his music.

 

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[Korat Kiwi]

9 hours ago, billd766 said:

Close. Perhaps you should have looked up Boy George, here.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MdOYG4SZjM

 

I always thought that he was a bit "different", but I did enjoy his music.

 

Yes Boy George the lead singer from Culture Club was a bit strange. 

 

The band did put out a few catchy tunes tho, and a number of top hits. 

[johng]

1 minute ago, Korat Kiwi said:

The band did put out a few catchy tunes tho

The prophetic Kamala Chameleon

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On 7/13/2024 at 10:37 PM, ballpoint said:

He put one of those in my garage!

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On 7/15/2024 at 2:54 AM, dcsw53 said:

What the heck?
Why is that quote from kamala with a picture of Trump?

And why does kamala think she was nearly assassinated?  

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