Worst Joke Ever 2024

[dcsw53]

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[tomazbodner]

9 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

She only shows that to you. What she's really showing people when asked to describe you is this:

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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is, " I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune. "

"Let's have a look, " said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet,

"ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed. "

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I've just started work as a human chess piece.
The money's good, I'm on knights this week.

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I went to the barbers and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise.

So he put a big cushion on the chair.

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Chinese takeaway: 14 quid.
Petrol to pick it up: 2 quid.
Getting home and finding that they've forgotten one of your containers; riceless.

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[Zyxel]

Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is wrong with you?So Ray says "Ive been running from the cops but I finally lost them"Dewey then asked "what the hell did you do?"Ray replied " I was pissing in the shower and the cops showed up to arrest me!""That's not against the law" said Dewey,"That's what I thought," said Ray."But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was"

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