Worst Joke Ever 2024

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A major International company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world.
In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours, and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?
After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first from Canada, says "my answer is, there IS no answer."
The second, from New Zealand, says "my answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."
The third one from Australia says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names.
It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."

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That's me okay then...

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Maybe there is something to this deja vu business after all?

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My wife gave me a bag of potatoes, asked me to peel half of them and put them in the pot.  Now she's yelling at me.

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6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

It's either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."

Its a bummer of a question but one possible other answer is  "Rolly Over"!

 

 

 

 

Edited January 6, 2021 by fangless

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Jack was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his pint of beer. 
“Heh, Jack, what’s up?” asked the barman. 

“Everything,” he replied. “I got so drunk last night, I can’t remember what I did, but when I woke up to find myself in bed with a woman, I naturally gave her £120.” 
The barman laughed. “Don’t worry, mate, it happens to all of us. You’ll just have to accept that you spent the money and can’t remember what it was like.” 

“No, no, you’ve got me wrong,” replied Jack,

 

“The fact is I was at my own home and she was my wife. She quietly reached out to her bedside table and gave me £100 change saying "come again same time next week Charlie.”

 

"I mean who want sex with such a cheap Slut"  
 

Edited January 6, 2021 by fangless

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The young couple arrived back from a wonderful honeymoon to begin their married life in a little terraced cottage. After his first day back at work, the husband returned home to find his wife in floods of tears. 

“What’s wrong, darling?” he asked. 
“Oh Ben, I wanted everything to be so perfect for you, but I’ve gone and burnt the dinner.” 

The man took her in his arms, consoled her and they ended up in bed. The next day, he arrived home to discover the dinner had been spoilt again, so after comforting her, they ended up in bed a second time. This continued all week but when he arrived home on Friday night, instead of seeing her in tears, he found her sliding down the bannister stark naked. 

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed. 

 

“I’m just keeping your dinner warm,” she replied. 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 6, 2021 by fangless

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“Oh my darling, drink makes you look so sexy.” 
“But I haven’t been drinking.” 

“No, but I have.” 
 

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3 women being chased by police. They hide in 3 sacks.

Policeman comes in and kicks the first sack the brunette is in, she says Meeaoow.

Kicks the second sack with the redhead in, she clucks like a chicken.

Kicks the thirds sack with the blonde in.

She says potatoes.

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Guy on first date with a blonde takes her to a restaurant.

Waiter  Would you like to order sir?

Yes, I'll have a very rare bloody steak.

Waiter   And you madam?

Yes, same bloody steak and plenty of f-ckin' chips.

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