Worst Joke Ever 2024

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United Artists today announced the re-release of Joe Biden’s favorite western movie.

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[Disparate Dan]

19 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

you can tell she's had a cockatoo....

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12 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

 

Whatever happened to the maxim: a woman's posterior should be no wider than her shoulders?

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31 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

She looks like she's seen a Cockatoo...

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wall to wall with these... 

 

 

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My grandad never liked to talk about all the men he'd killed during WWII.
He wasn't the Army's best cook.

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I recently started a new building job in Melbourne. And as I was emptying some rubble into the waste container, I noticed a large fuzzy haired marsupial bouncing about in it.

"What the <deleted> is that boss?", I exclaimed.

"Oh, that's just Bushy the skip Kangaroo.", He replied.

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One day in kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, “I’ll give £2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Patrick.”
The Teacher said, “Sorry Sean, that’s not correct.”
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, “It was St. Andrew.”
The teacher replied, “I’m sorry, Harry, that’s not right either.”
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, “It was Jesus Christ.”
The teacher said, “That’s absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I’ll give you the £2.”
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, “You know Marvin, since you’re Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.”
Marvin replied: “Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!”

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5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

My grandad never liked to talk about all the men he'd killed during WWII.
He wasn't the Army's best cook.

reminds me of that famous Graham Kennedy scene in 'the odd angry shot' ????  sorry it couldn't be 'safely' replicated here... but the full film can be watched online... highly recommended

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