Worst Joke Ever 2024

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“ During the war .............. “

 

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..........................Lovely Jubbly

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............Coming soon to a surreal Sunday near you.

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..................Junior Royal rehearsing his next six ‘jobs’.

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T.G.I.F. .............

Just sit outside with a couple of quite Beers.............

 

 

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What seems to be the problem?" asked the doc.

"Well," I said, "the entrance to my <deleted> is sore."

"That's probably because you call it the entrance," he replied.

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I am so angry at my wife Sister—

What sort of sick person puts chloroform on their dirty Knickers.

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A man has been found dead in Minffordd, Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd.

Meanwhile, 6 of tonight's newscasters have phoned in sick.

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I failed my latest job interview after proudly announcing I'd just taken part in my first mixed-race threesome.

I wasn't sure what I'd done wrong until my mate explained the proper term is Triathlon.

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I would never have believed 8 weeks of uncut hair would weigh over a stone, but if that's what the scales say, it must be right!

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The Colorado supermarket shooter has been described as very anti-social by family.

Bit unfair considering the amount of rounds he got in.

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BBC News "EU President says that the UK has not exported any doses of Covid-19 Vaccine to Europe".

Astra Zeneca say it has loaded 25 million doses onto trucks but unfortunately the drivers had ham sandwiches in the cabs.

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Egyptian authorities have been trying to contact David Copperfield, in the hope of making that '<deleted>' big boat disappear.

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If you had to sacrifice the population of just one city to get rid of this virus ... Which city would you choose? and why Bradford?

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If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
At what point does knowledge become safe?

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