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"He'll be alright soon," said the doctor, putting the patient into the recovery position.

"He's just in shock after seeing his numbers come up on this week's Multi Million jackpot."

"Oh, thank you, Doctor," replied the wife.

 

"Just one thing, how long should I leave it before I tell him I didn't buy a lottery ticket this week?"
 

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At a party to celebrate her 21st birthday, the daughter put all her presents on display including a cheque from her father to buy a new car. During the evening the guests would wander over to take a look at the presents and on one occasion a man was standing at the table looking at the cheque, doubled up with laughter.

"Mum," whispered the birthday girl, "who is that man?"

"Oh, him, he's your dad's bank manager."
 

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3 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Meanwhile, somewhere on the Leeds - Liverpool canal ..............

 

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Just look at the state of that tow path.  I wouldn't touch it with a ...

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