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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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May be an image of text that says "I FEEL LIKE POTATOES DON'T RECEIVE ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THEIR VERSATILITY. BREAKFAST: HASH BROWNS. FAST FOOD: FRENCH FRIES. FANCY DINNER: BAKED POTATO. HOLIDAYS: MASHED POTATO. RELAXING AT HOME: POTATO CHIPS. QUARANTINE: VODKA. THERE'S A POTATO FOR EVERY OCCASION."

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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May be an image of text that says "KATE BUSH IS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS, TOP GUN IS THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE AND WE'RE IN A COLD WAR WITH RUSSIA IF BOBBY EWING STEPS OUT OF THE SHOWER, I'LL KNOW THE LAST 40 YEARS WAS ALL A DREAM"

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Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy says,
“I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?”
The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight.
When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.
As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams,
“Don’t touch me! I’m on disability!”

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