Worst Joke Ever 2025

Crossy · July 8, 2022

overherebc · July 8, 2022

3 hours ago, jvs said:

I have one of those but i find it very hard to tell which nuts are Metric and which are

Standard.

It really is a fine tool but it does not make life any easier.

Maybe also because this wrench is for right handed people and i am left handed?

Thread on the left is UNC so that is the imperial end

overherebc · July 8, 2022

38 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Next week do a fry up.

DezLez · July 8, 2022

6 hours ago, jvs said:

I have one of those but i find it very hard to tell which nuts are Metric and which are

Standard.

It really is a fine tool but it does not make life any easier.

Maybe also because this wrench is for right handed people and i am left handed?

Why don't you turn your wench around so that she uses her hand in the other direction to tighten your nuts or do you just have a screw loose!

PS; Oops I see you are talking about a mechanical wrench!

DezLez · July 8, 2022

7 hours ago, jvs said:

My great great great etc.grandfather named Fred used to have one of those!

He was pretty famous,had his own tv show for years!

Stone me ya old flint! You will be saying it was all reduced to rubble by some masons some time ago!

DezLez · July 8, 2022

7 hours ago, jvs said:

Really?Looks to me his first love was what ever was on the plate?

Sorry but I think you boobed there. He can see his first and second loves at the same time as he devours one and fondles the other!

DezLez · July 8, 2022

3 hours ago, overherebc said:

Next week do a fry up.

Better still have/sacrifice a full state banquet at Stonehenge and get rid of them all!

:partytime2:

DezLez · July 8, 2022

Fred Flintstone asks Wilma if she has any weed left. She says "no, but I have some wax if you want a hit.

He replies, "yeah, a dab'll do."

People in Dubai wouldn't understand the humor in the Flintstones, but I know people in Abu Dhabi do.

Seppius · July 8, 2022

This is the way to handle cold callers. If you have never watched the Count Author Strong series, you are in for a treat if you can find it online still

VBF · July 8, 2022

11 hours ago, jvs said:

I have one of those but i find it very hard to tell which nuts are Metric and which are

Standard.

It really is a fine tool but it does not make life any easier.

Maybe also because this wrench is for right handed people and i am left handed?

Yeah, I've got a screwdriver like that ????