Worst Joke Ever 2025

[DezLez]

2 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

Only If he can hang out that long without any reduction in his outgoings!

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Not all change is progress

 

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[DezLez]

2 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

I think she means she tests and exercises their joysticks inside or near the cockpit!

 

PS; In civilian airline parlance an "ejection seat" is a well known euphemism for the above aircrew interactions!

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[DezLez]

1 minute ago, sanuk711 said:

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But Gee man does that entitle him to claim a "hole in one"?

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[DezLez]

7 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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They say, 85% of women cheat but do they not realize that the real answer is 100% as all women cheat!

[GarryP]

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

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It was an accident. It just slipped in while we were talking. 

[DezLez]

3 minutes ago, GarryP said:

It was an accident. It just slipped in while we were talking. 

If you were talking to her how did your tongue slip in or are you just being a very good cunnilinguist. 

[DezLez]

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

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Or to use my "permanent marker" to find the so called "G-Spot" anymore!

It seems she is now marked for life in places I cannot get into!

[owl sees all]

I welcome the chance to sit down. Those medals are heavy. And that ropey thing is solid gold. Legs are not getting any younger.

 

 

[Crossy]

No idea why, but this popped into my field of view today.

 

 

[KannikaP]

I have milk in my fridge which has seen two Prime Ministers, two Monarchs and two Chelsea managers.

 

[chickenslegs]

Hoorah! The laughter emoji has been returned. Someone has listened to the members.

[carlyai]

7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Hoorah! The laughter emoji has been returned. Someone has listened to the members.

Yes, twas a wee bit difficult to express an appreciation for those deranged folkes who post the jokes. ????

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[KannikaP]

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Hoorah! The laughter emoji has been returned. Someone has listened to the members.

Now we need a DISLIKE emoji, not just LIKE & LOVE & LAUGH.

[carlyai]

22 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

Boo Hoo i don't get it. ????

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