Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Three engineers were riding in a car, went down a hill, and crashed.

The mechanical engineer said, "It must be the brakes. Let me check 'em out."

The electrical engineer said, "I think it was something in the electrical system. Let me check it out."

The software engineer said, "Let's push it back up the hill and run it again."

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The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”

The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”

The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

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The water is so hard where we live, the plumbers have to go round in pairs.

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I was playing Scrabble with Midge Ure and had 4 tiles left, but they meant nothing to me.
o.v.n.r.

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The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight.

Just waiting for the kettle to boil.

[DezLez]

15 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”

The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”

The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

Obviously not a Scottish engineer!

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9 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The optimist says: “The glass is half full.”

The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.”

The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”

9 hours ago, DezLez said:

Obviously not a Scottish engineer!

He'd say "The bottle is half as big as it needs to be".

[WorriedNoodle]

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Fetching my coat!

 

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