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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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I suspect a company started by a non-native speaker.

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I suspect a company started by a non-native speaker.

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"With premises throughout the North West and North Wales, MuffWash Detailing specialise in getting the very best out of your vehicle’s appearance. Owned and run by Daniel Muff, the team have vast experience with all types of vehicle paint work

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It is based in Wilmslow where a lot of Muff's live.????

A better class of muff though.

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