Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[scottiejohn]

[Crossy]

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Hey, I resemble that remark!

 

And I'm proud of it.

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[MJCM]

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?""Sand," answered Juan.

 

The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!"The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed,only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

 

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

 

The next day, the same thing happens.The guard asks, "What have you got?""Sand," says Juan.The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

 

This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year.Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

 

”Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about… I can’t sleep.

 

Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles." 

[Crossy]

 

Fetching my coat!

 

[Crossy]

The man that invented Tupperware has died

The funeral is delayed because they are trying to find the right lid for the coffin.

 

This time I'm definitely fetching my coat!

[ThailandRyan]

The Donald said he was the best, The Donald claimed he could drain the swamp, but in the end The Donald found out he was really just Ronald McDonald......a clown flipping burgers while chasing the Hamburglar...

 

and we never really knew how he was named the Orange man, but now we do....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HIdDHMd2Q

[ravip]

Two donkeys were talking
about their owners:

The first one said
"My owner is so harassing,
he beats me often"

The second donkey:
"Why don't you leave your owner?"

First donkey:
"I was thinking about it,
but he has a very good looking daughter, and whenever she does something mischievous,
he says that he would get her
married to some donkey,
and I am just waiting watching for that to happen.