Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[tomazbodner]

63 years old driver's license practical exam in Argentina... I would guess she didn't pass...

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[Yellowtail]

1 minute ago, roo860 said:

I heard she was married seven times before...

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[Crossy]

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

Mary agreed to go.

While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled.

"Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back,

"No, but I will for the faucet."

 

[chickenslegs]

11 hours ago, roo860 said:

I am not the anonymous "sad face" poster, but I did feel moved to give one to this post.

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[MJCM]

This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her. 
 

When I got home I told my dog...we laughed a lot.

[scottiejohn]

47 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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Are you sure that is still true in this new "trans" world?

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18 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

I heard she was married seven times before...

And they were all called Henry.

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And, in the same vein as previous...