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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Not in Hereford, apparently????

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I did a theatrical performance on puns last night.
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How do you throw a very successful space party?
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Mission impossible - the cats version.

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Good luck spotting one of these at a vintage motor show this week...........

Is it driven by Miss Molly? :sorry:

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Is it driven by Miss Molly?

Good golly. :sorry: Oh no I'm not. But you soon will be.

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All ready for the Women's World Cup .????

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I went to one of those space parties.

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If space is a vacuum why is Mars so dusty?

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Apropos the current milk shortage:

One astronaut says to another. I can’t find any milk for my coffee.

The other astronaut replies “In space no one can. Here, use cream”.

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