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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I can't find the Terry Wogan version - "You picked a time to leave me loose heel, four hundred children and a crop in the field."

But this one's pretty good ...

 

You are correct. I can't find it either.

 

The closest I came to it was 

 

https://secondhandsongs.com/release/76194

 

followed by

 

https://secondhandsongs.com/performance/604552

 

and nowhere from there.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You really know how to put the boot in.

 

1 hour ago, VocalNeal said:

I hope that is the last one????

I just try and cobble them together when I can!

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53 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

 

I just try and cobble them together when I can!

A well heeled response, laced with sarcasm.

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8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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They're everywhere...

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They always were

 

Great group from a brilliant musical era 

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So I met this Thai girl in a nightclub, and we got on really well.

She lived nearby, so I offered to walk her home.

We got to her front door and she asked me to come in for a coffee.

Then she asked: "Do you have a condom?"

What a weird way to make coffee.

 

 

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